Rita Repulsa
@sailoruranus.bsky.social
🌈 liberal that works in health care. ENM, and geeky shit. Evil space witch in my spare time. Sometimes a robot.
I know I'm an evil space witch with a magic flying old-timey bicycle, but Jesus Christ, did I kill some magic squirrel prince in a past life, or something? Has my soul been cursed by his subject's tiny claws? Why does everything have to be a fucking battle for me? It literally never stops.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I know I'm an evil space witch with a magic flying old-timey bicycle, but Jesus Christ, did I kill some magic squirrel prince in a past life, or something? Has my soul been cursed by his subject's tiny claws? Why does everything have to be a fucking battle for me? It literally never stops.
Normally I would have already started my annual Christmas movie marathon, but right now I just can't be fucked. I might just skip it entirely this year. Fuck everything.
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Normally I would have already started my annual Christmas movie marathon, but right now I just can't be fucked. I might just skip it entirely this year. Fuck everything.
And my life gets fucked over one more time because the insurance now randomly cancels my prior authorization, 3 days before my next treatment.
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
And my life gets fucked over one more time because the insurance now randomly cancels my prior authorization, 3 days before my next treatment.
All I want is a giant hairy muscle bear who'll show off their strength by crushing my ribcage like a pumpkin.
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
All I want is a giant hairy muscle bear who'll show off their strength by crushing my ribcage like a pumpkin.
I guess there's one positive thing about being so cripplingly depressed that you want to die. It's that when you find your third broken pipe and flooded room in 3 years, you literally can't feel any worse. 🎉
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I guess there's one positive thing about being so cripplingly depressed that you want to die. It's that when you find your third broken pipe and flooded room in 3 years, you literally can't feel any worse. 🎉
Today I had a moment where I reached a zen state of pure apathy. My chakras aligned, choked my soul to death, and left me a hollowed out husk filled with a creamy filling of pain.
October 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Today I had a moment where I reached a zen state of pure apathy. My chakras aligned, choked my soul to death, and left me a hollowed out husk filled with a creamy filling of pain.
I love how every time I post a sarcastic take on my crippling depression, I get hit up by spam bots. I guess I would prefer it if splattering my brains on the wall lead to an uptick in gay sex. But how do I monetize my death for friends and family?
October 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I love how every time I post a sarcastic take on my crippling depression, I get hit up by spam bots. I guess I would prefer it if splattering my brains on the wall lead to an uptick in gay sex. But how do I monetize my death for friends and family?
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Happy Tuesday legends 🤣😂
October 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Happy Tuesday legends 🤣😂
Having my gallbladder yanked out tomorrow. Wish me luck that the anesthesiologist fucks up and kills me on the operating table.
October 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Having my gallbladder yanked out tomorrow. Wish me luck that the anesthesiologist fucks up and kills me on the operating table.
Just had a somewhat disconcerting appointment with my psychologist. He diagnosed my life appalling well today, but said he doesn't have any additional tools to try and fix me. Best he can offer is a sounding board where I can express myself. I don't think this is enough.
October 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Just had a somewhat disconcerting appointment with my psychologist. He diagnosed my life appalling well today, but said he doesn't have any additional tools to try and fix me. Best he can offer is a sounding board where I can express myself. I don't think this is enough.
I have developed a new mutant power. Being able to tell the truth to someone in such a way that it sounds like you're telling them exactly what they want to hear, but in reality you're telling them the exact opposite, because they're too dumb to understand. I shall only use this to be left alone.
October 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I have developed a new mutant power. Being able to tell the truth to someone in such a way that it sounds like you're telling them exactly what they want to hear, but in reality you're telling them the exact opposite, because they're too dumb to understand. I shall only use this to be left alone.
Eartha. Kitt.
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September 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Eartha. Kitt.
I don't think my therapist believes me when I tell him that I am physically incapable of feeling happiness or joy. Jesus, do you think I want to be this way? Do you think I want to live the rest of my life knowing I'm never going to be fucking happy ever again?
August 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I don't think my therapist believes me when I tell him that I am physically incapable of feeling happiness or joy. Jesus, do you think I want to be this way? Do you think I want to live the rest of my life knowing I'm never going to be fucking happy ever again?
Met with the surgeon today. My options are far worse than I thought. No matter what I choose, it's going to fundamentally change me in negative ways, and I'll have to live with the repercussions for the rest of my life. I don't want this. Why can't I just be fucking normal?
August 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Met with the surgeon today. My options are far worse than I thought. No matter what I choose, it's going to fundamentally change me in negative ways, and I'll have to live with the repercussions for the rest of my life. I don't want this. Why can't I just be fucking normal?
Has anyone else just given up on the idea that they'll ever be happy? I'm faced with choices where whatever the outcome is, it's something I don't want, and it will decrease my satisfaction with life.
August 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Has anyone else just given up on the idea that they'll ever be happy? I'm faced with choices where whatever the outcome is, it's something I don't want, and it will decrease my satisfaction with life.
I now have an appointment with a surgeon next week, where we will discuss all of the miserable surgical options I have. None of them are good, and I don't know how to deal with this.
August 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I now have an appointment with a surgeon next week, where we will discuss all of the miserable surgical options I have. None of them are good, and I don't know how to deal with this.
So I've done two rounds of therapy with the doctor, coupled with hours of daily therapy at home. It has been months, and I don't see any improvement. I'm angry and feel like the Dr oversold the very expensive treatment. I'm angry. This has been such a degrading, humiliating experience.
August 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
So I've done two rounds of therapy with the doctor, coupled with hours of daily therapy at home. It has been months, and I don't see any improvement. I'm angry and feel like the Dr oversold the very expensive treatment. I'm angry. This has been such a degrading, humiliating experience.
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August 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
@caseystudy.bsky.social I approve of any and all sailor moon fans, but fans of the old DiC dub exist in a special place in heart. ♥️
August 17, 2025 at 6:40 AM
@caseystudy.bsky.social I approve of any and all sailor moon fans, but fans of the old DiC dub exist in a special place in heart. ♥️
So without getting specific, I'm going through some health stuff that's really destroying me emotionally. I can't envision a sufficiently positive outcome, and I'm not really sure how to adjust to this, or if I even can. I was trying to end this on a joke, but it seems as if that's on me.
August 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
So without getting specific, I'm going through some health stuff that's really destroying me emotionally. I can't envision a sufficiently positive outcome, and I'm not really sure how to adjust to this, or if I even can. I was trying to end this on a joke, but it seems as if that's on me.
@hamishsteele.bsky.socialhey man, just started watching dead end, and I fucking love it.
May 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
@hamishsteele.bsky.socialhey man, just started watching dead end, and I fucking love it.
I've worked hard to maintain my anonymity on here. It started as a way to avoid being fired, but then my fucked up brain convinced me that I never cared about views, followers, or any of that, in the first place. After all, Why would anyone ever want to follow such a blatantly hypocritical asshole?
March 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I've worked hard to maintain my anonymity on here. It started as a way to avoid being fired, but then my fucked up brain convinced me that I never cared about views, followers, or any of that, in the first place. After all, Why would anyone ever want to follow such a blatantly hypocritical asshole?
By any chance, does anyone have any blueprints for a St. Andrew's cross? I'm building one, and I'm trying to find a design I like.
March 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
By any chance, does anyone have any blueprints for a St. Andrew's cross? I'm building one, and I'm trying to find a design I like.
@havocsan1.bsky.social hey, I have a question. Back when the .org shut down, I was in the middle of downloading all the various motu magazines, but got cut off before I could finish. Do you have scans of them, by any chance?
March 5, 2025 at 10:48 AM
@havocsan1.bsky.social hey, I have a question. Back when the .org shut down, I was in the middle of downloading all the various motu magazines, but got cut off before I could finish. Do you have scans of them, by any chance?