Gordon, like a 90 year old
@sailorgordo.bsky.social
Melbourne. The prettiest sailor soldier. Take a shot for every time I mention my bike. Ask me about my cats. 日本語いつでもどうぞ。 PSN: moonlitgordo Switch: SW-4395-6988-4191
Pinned
Good morning from my Pikachu to yours
March 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Good morning from my Pikachu to yours
This still seems compromising idk
February 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
This still seems compromising idk
Currently reviewing a resume which includes “runner up, university PUBG tournament” as an achievement.
February 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Currently reviewing a resume which includes “runner up, university PUBG tournament” as an achievement.
POV I’m interviewing you for a job and also maybe I’m not wearing any pants
February 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
POV I’m interviewing you for a job and also maybe I’m not wearing any pants
Your face here, ask me how.
February 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Your face here, ask me how.
This was so much fun and I will absolutely be doing it again
February 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This was so much fun and I will absolutely be doing it again
I just think it’s neat
February 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I just think it’s neat
I pushed through my hungover and forced myself to the gym, please clap.
February 10, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I pushed through my hungover and forced myself to the gym, please clap.
Pool party, minus the sunshine.
February 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Pool party, minus the sunshine.
Reposted by Gordon, like a 90 year old
Summer down under ☀️
February 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Summer down under ☀️
POV: you’re the mirror I found several beers deep into work drinks last night
February 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
POV: you’re the mirror I found several beers deep into work drinks last night
Good morning, I just got a promotion and am now bathing in the glory of my newly updated email signature.
February 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Good morning, I just got a promotion and am now bathing in the glory of my newly updated email signature.
Anyone for a ride?
February 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Anyone for a ride?
Everyday it’s like the US hopes to set a new low. Each headline is worse than the last. What on earth compels someone to vote for this shit?
February 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Everyday it’s like the US hopes to set a new low. Each headline is worse than the last. What on earth compels someone to vote for this shit?
Haha that’s crazy, what if you put your face here though?
February 3, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Haha that’s crazy, what if you put your face here though?
Is this anything?
February 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Is this anything?
My friends continue to be the most beautiful people. @curlyheadedboy.bsky.social
February 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
My friends continue to be the most beautiful people. @curlyheadedboy.bsky.social
Intrusive thoughts telling me I should play Wind Waker, objectively the best Zelda, again
February 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Intrusive thoughts telling me I should play Wind Waker, objectively the best Zelda, again
Old maiden type of shoes.
February 1, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Old maiden type of shoes.
Anyone for a gelato?
February 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Anyone for a gelato?
Genuinely do not understand the point of people using ChatGPT in their job applications. First of all, it’s beyond obvious that your responses are coming from a robot.
Second, if I interview or hire you, your little robot isn’t going to be there to help. Why fucking bother?
Second, if I interview or hire you, your little robot isn’t going to be there to help. Why fucking bother?
January 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Genuinely do not understand the point of people using ChatGPT in their job applications. First of all, it’s beyond obvious that your responses are coming from a robot.
Second, if I interview or hire you, your little robot isn’t going to be there to help. Why fucking bother?
Second, if I interview or hire you, your little robot isn’t going to be there to help. Why fucking bother?
Swim brief recommendations wanted please, preferably ones that don’t cost hundreds of dollars🙇
January 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Swim brief recommendations wanted please, preferably ones that don’t cost hundreds of dollars🙇
good morning btw
January 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
good morning btw