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Remembering Daniel Craig answering that question from the kid in Road to Perdition - "Why are you always smiling?"

"'Cause it's all so fucking hilarious."
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Dear @jamesgunn.bsky.social,

Is there a place for Planetary in your DCU?
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The Four Horsemen!
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
What fucking moron keeps on adding this texture to every fucking superhero costume?
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Whoever came up with this costume is a fucking hack.
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
A university offering AI to its scholars makes oxymorons like "Jumbo Shrimp" and "Military Intelligence" blush.

Literally, a university finding a way to keep its students from having to think.
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
That time Namor punched The Sandman nude.

Amazing Spider-Man 215

BTW - if you have never read the ASM stretch from 200 to 225 or so. Treat yourself.

Story by "Keepin' it Real" Dennis O'Neill
Art by John "So Sweetah" Romita
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"May I remind you, I am the twin who became a scientist -- and you are the Fusser twin who works as a janitor."

Yeah. You can remind me.

If you want to be a dick.

Words by Denny "Keepin' it Real" O'Neill. Art by Al "The Pilgrim" Milgrom.

ASM #208. (Always remember the hyphen in Spider-Man.)
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Pete Hegesthisms but through Sunday Comics characters!
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Just when you thought you knew what a cliffhanger was - @gregrucka.com shows you what a cliffhanger IS.

Lazarus Fallen #6 must be experienced. I write "experienced" because when @michaellark.bsky.social is drawing a book - it is something you experience.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The face Trump gets when he knows he's already been cucked.
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Mamyummy!
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Wham. Slam. Thank you Mamdan.
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Mamdamme!
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Looks like Trump got Mamdani-Grammed!
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Comic Artist: I think a superhero costume should not be the classic tights. Take Daredevil. We need to make him more realistic by having him wear leather combat pants.

Me:
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Is Thomas Chatterton Williams going to have to slap a bitch!
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Brad is right! The real slut is Cheryl Hines!
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Just so we're clear. The way Wonder Woman talks about Sideways in Cheetah & Cheshire Rob the Justice League #4 is exactly how every Marvel hero feels about Spider-Man.
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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