possibly skyler 💕🌙✨
@sagitterroriste.bsky.social
📍Los Angeles, CA
skeets are my own so long as you’re not my employer, ex, or therapist
skeets are my own so long as you’re not my employer, ex, or therapist
“I hope this email finds you well.”
well, guess what? it doesn’t, i’d rather be sucking dick and cock but here we are.
well, guess what? it doesn’t, i’d rather be sucking dick and cock but here we are.
January 21, 2026 at 5:56 PM
“I hope this email finds you well.”
well, guess what? it doesn’t, i’d rather be sucking dick and cock but here we are.
well, guess what? it doesn’t, i’d rather be sucking dick and cock but here we are.
as the saying goes, a dick in mouth is worth more than two “looking?” on the blowers
January 20, 2026 at 10:40 PM
as the saying goes, a dick in mouth is worth more than two “looking?” on the blowers
it’s a handful
January 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
it’s a handful
body getting kinda big 💪
January 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
body getting kinda big 💪
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Police are looking for a woman with very long pink hair and a man with a purple bob
January 16, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Police are looking for a woman with very long pink hair and a man with a purple bob
sometimes when I let my dog out to pee in the yard, I too will pee in the yard
January 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
sometimes when I let my dog out to pee in the yard, I too will pee in the yard
i am physically incapable of skipping past any “big guy” tiktok vid. yeaaah
January 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
i am physically incapable of skipping past any “big guy” tiktok vid. yeaaah
i think i need to suck a big dick tonight
January 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
i think i need to suck a big dick tonight
healthcare in the US really is like, "you get a free subscription to the Calm app"
January 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
healthcare in the US really is like, "you get a free subscription to the Calm app"
it’s only monday
January 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
it’s only monday
me, a little guy, doing the same weight as a roided bro but with better outfits and less testosterone
December 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
me, a little guy, doing the same weight as a roided bro but with better outfits and less testosterone
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The grip that Jade has on me is so so so strong
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The grip that Jade has on me is so so so strong
something something gay gay gay
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
something something gay gay gay
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When the right person calls you pretty
July 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
When the right person calls you pretty
W! i love this little bitch
September 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
W! i love this little bitch
“The greatest minds in one room” now refers to the 2025 MTV Video Music Awards, where cultural icons Alex Consani and KATSEYE redefined the art of serving. The night will be remembered for gathering an extraordinary constellation of women, many of whom would go on to become Moon Person recipients.
September 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“The greatest minds in one room” now refers to the 2025 MTV Video Music Awards, where cultural icons Alex Consani and KATSEYE redefined the art of serving. The night will be remembered for gathering an extraordinary constellation of women, many of whom would go on to become Moon Person recipients.
watching the mtv vma awards and like… where are the bald artists?
September 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
watching the mtv vma awards and like… where are the bald artists?
started using Outlook over Gmail bc i’m a girl who means business
September 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
started using Outlook over Gmail bc i’m a girl who means business
took my first international trip to Puerto Vallarta! i barely took any photos, but i made up for it with plenty of firsts; a jockstrap bar party, a men’s bathhouse, and a mild but memorable bout of heat exhaustion.
September 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
took my first international trip to Puerto Vallarta! i barely took any photos, but i made up for it with plenty of firsts; a jockstrap bar party, a men’s bathhouse, and a mild but memorable bout of heat exhaustion.
if you like “The Subway” by Chappell Roan, wait until you hear “Somewhere Only We Know” by Keane…
August 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
if you like “The Subway” by Chappell Roan, wait until you hear “Somewhere Only We Know” by Keane…
15 years ago i watched “The Fourth Kind” and woke up in the middle of the night screaming (the only time that’s ever happened). anyway, i’m rewatching it tonight, wyd?
June 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
15 years ago i watched “The Fourth Kind” and woke up in the middle of the night screaming (the only time that’s ever happened). anyway, i’m rewatching it tonight, wyd?
went for a 5 mile run this morning and saw a lot of nice bulges
June 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
went for a 5 mile run this morning and saw a lot of nice bulges
i think i just experienced elder abuse after calling our intern and falling victim to, “hey! what’s up? … jk! you’ve reached my voicemail so leave a message after the beep!”
June 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
i think i just experienced elder abuse after calling our intern and falling victim to, “hey! what’s up? … jk! you’ve reached my voicemail so leave a message after the beep!”