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Sage
@sage-is-spicy.bsky.social
· Jun 22
I do plenty more things than just shame incels and comment on politics. Curious? msha.ke/remotely_aus...
Another Jan 6 pardon??! Trump really said “character growth is for other people” 🤡
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Another Jan 6 pardon??! Trump really said “character growth is for other people” 🤡
Could the ‘Bubba’ that Trump blew be someone else, too? If so, why use the same nickname for two people? Is this a metaphor for something, or legit?
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Could the ‘Bubba’ that Trump blew be someone else, too? If so, why use the same nickname for two people? Is this a metaphor for something, or legit?
Epstein emails out, Trump silent, MAGA in flames.
I guess the circus finally set its own tent on fire 🤡
I guess the circus finally set its own tent on fire 🤡
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Epstein emails out, Trump silent, MAGA in flames.
I guess the circus finally set its own tent on fire 🤡
I guess the circus finally set its own tent on fire 🤡
The MAGA timeline right now: denial, deflection, despair. The Epstein receipts are cooking, and the cult can’t handle the heat 🫢
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The MAGA timeline right now: denial, deflection, despair. The Epstein receipts are cooking, and the cult can’t handle the heat 🫢
Trump’s quiet while some of Epstein’s emails drop? That silence is screaming guilt (or blocked arteries).
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Trump’s quiet while some of Epstein’s emails drop? That silence is screaming guilt (or blocked arteries).
Funny how conservatives lose their minds when you define SA legally… almost like they’re protecting their favourite accused predator.
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Funny how conservatives lose their minds when you define SA legally… almost like they’re protecting their favourite accused predator.
To be a fly on the wall at the Clinton’s right now…
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
To be a fly on the wall at the Clinton’s right now…
My 2025 bingo card is a MESS.
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My 2025 bingo card is a MESS.
Another Clinton bj taking down ANOTHER president? I’ll take anything at this point.
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Another Clinton bj taking down ANOTHER president? I’ll take anything at this point.
MAGA: Lol well I bet there’s democrats in Epstein’s list too 🤡
Everyone else: So? I don’t care what their politics are; I want every pedo behind bars. It’s not that hard to be consistent 🤨
Everyone else: So? I don’t care what their politics are; I want every pedo behind bars. It’s not that hard to be consistent 🤨
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
MAGA: Lol well I bet there’s democrats in Epstein’s list too 🤡
Everyone else: So? I don’t care what their politics are; I want every pedo behind bars. It’s not that hard to be consistent 🤨
Everyone else: So? I don’t care what their politics are; I want every pedo behind bars. It’s not that hard to be consistent 🤨
Trump blew… Bill Clinton?!
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Trump blew… Bill Clinton?!
I swear incels just have a humiliation kink
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I swear incels just have a humiliation kink
The Epstein files didn’t expose anything new… they just confirmed what anyone paying attention already knew: Trump’s surrounded himself with predators for decades
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
The Epstein files didn’t expose anything new… they just confirmed what anyone paying attention already knew: Trump’s surrounded himself with predators for decades
Every time the Epstein files expand, Trump’s name magically reappears. Almost like it’s not a coincidence.
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Every time the Epstein files expand, Trump’s name magically reappears. Almost like it’s not a coincidence.
Imagine being so deep in denial that his name CONFIRMED in the #Epstein docs still doesn’t make you question your ‘family values’ president.
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Imagine being so deep in denial that his name CONFIRMED in the #Epstein docs still doesn’t make you question your ‘family values’ president.
If you’re connected socially to someone like Epstein, and you stay friends, fly with them, and appear in their logs… you can’t then act shocked when the files mention you 🤡
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If you’re connected socially to someone like Epstein, and you stay friends, fly with them, and appear in their logs… you can’t then act shocked when the files mention you 🤡
The people who said ‘there’s nothing in the files’ are now being contradicted by the fact that the President knew his name was in them.
a man wearing 3d glasses is holding a bag of popcorn
ALT: a man wearing 3d glasses is holding a bag of popcorn
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November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The people who said ‘there’s nothing in the files’ are now being contradicted by the fact that the President knew his name was in them.
Therapy is expensive but so is ignoring your issues and buying crystals, so pick a side, Susan.
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Therapy is expensive but so is ignoring your issues and buying crystals, so pick a side, Susan.
They say “beauty is in the eye of the beholder”, but the beholder’s algorithm is clearly biased.
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They say “beauty is in the eye of the beholder”, but the beholder’s algorithm is clearly biased.
I feel like all the dudes trying to insult me for doing OF are just describing the highlights of my job back to me:
“You get men to pay you to do things”
“You play with toys all day”
“You’re using your body for sin”.
“You get men to pay you to do things”
“You play with toys all day”
“You’re using your body for sin”.
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I feel like all the dudes trying to insult me for doing OF are just describing the highlights of my job back to me:
“You get men to pay you to do things”
“You play with toys all day”
“You’re using your body for sin”.
“You get men to pay you to do things”
“You play with toys all day”
“You’re using your body for sin”.
I am proudly sex positive, woke, and ANTlFA. Cry, conservatives 💅
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I am proudly sex positive, woke, and ANTlFA. Cry, conservatives 💅
Normalise women taking up space: online, offline, and in your fragile ego too
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Normalise women taking up space: online, offline, and in your fragile ego too
Apparently women’s sexuality is ‘too sensitive’ for algorithms, but guns aren’t. Make it make sense 💅
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Apparently women’s sexuality is ‘too sensitive’ for algorithms, but guns aren’t. Make it make sense 💅
Trump handing out $2k from tariffs like Oprah: “You get inflation! You get inflation!”
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trump handing out $2k from tariffs like Oprah: “You get inflation! You get inflation!”