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Saga, sighs queen
@saga.iam.bi
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the unwary victim of cellular ennui ❖ Gen X years old ❖ corporations are evil AIs and capitalism is the programming language ❖ of dangerous & ephemeral intellect ❖ not your mommy

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My mom is a painter but is not a good photographer so I've been working on teaching her tips. Tonight's was "make sure the lens is at least at eye level."

Wearing: Amouage Existence (musky lily of the valley)
Drinking: Adonis (fino sherry, rosa vermouth, orange bitters)
Saga sitting in a restaurant holding up a small brown cocktail garnished with a lemon twist. She's wearing a cobalt blue dress and a multi-stranded silver chain. Bluish-steely eyeshadow and a glossy fuchsia lip.
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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on the other hand, Onstad saw through Jared achewood.com/2003/01/17/t...
[Achewood screenshot] Vlad is running a Subway franchise. Teodor is his customer. He says "Exactly! Now, strictly between you and me, I am writink script for Subway TV ad... ...where Green Beret punches Jared in heart so hard that he dies."
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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uhh
Achewood panel. Ray says to Pat, "if things don't turn around, I'm gonna get a sex change and a time machine and give myself the kind of science fiction romp that Donald Trump only dares to dream about!"
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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somebody else can have this one
[discord screenshot, message from me] There's a joke in here about "Brick" and trans women and abortions [two 😅 reacts]
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Another choice I initially panned for poor framing but cropping it even more off-centre works
Saga's butt in the tub again, sudsy, but now she's lifted her right leg so you can see her dangly bits
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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#wagonwednesday
Saga's butt covered in soapy bubbles, parked on the edge of the bathtub. The color is saturated and the contrast is bumped up some.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I did make this
Same pic but I added my bluesky @ over the phone number
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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What the heck, that's not my phone number on there
A blue minivan on the highway (photo taken through my windscreen). The door of the van says BEST TRANS SERVICE with a phone number that is not Saga's.
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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I have never understood this one. What is it, one of these?
one of those party noisemaker things that's like a horn and when you blow in it the paper bit at the end unfurls
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I am uncertain about how they count but here's some people
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November 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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sunset was nice tho
Sunset from my car traveling west on I-94 in Detroit this evening
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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I may have discovered the secret to getting trans women pregnant.
Induced ovulation occurs in some animal species that do not ovulate cyclically or spontaneously. Ovulation can be induced by externally-derived stimuli during or before mating, such as sperm, pheromones, or *mechanical stimulation during copulation.* [emphasis mine]
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Should I threaten to visit Seattle again?
[screenshot] Non-stop from Detroit to Seattle (& vice versa) for only $166 roundtrip Non-stop flights from Detroit to Seattle for only $166 roundtrip with Alaska Airlines. Also works in reverse.
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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face + scent
Saga, grinning, laying back in bed against a white metal headboard. She's wearing a gray sweater and looking heckin cozy. Le Labo Thé Noir 29 100mL bottle
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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You're all gonna tell me I'm some anime girl I've never heard of, I know it
Post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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So earlier today, I had sex with my boyfriend and, because he's a Rust Belt nerd, he's like "is it disrespectful to fuck on the 50th anniversary of the Edmund Fitzgerald?" One quick riff later and this meme was born.
The Myth of "Consensual" Sex meme The man and the woman consent. The Edmund Fitzgerald does not.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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🥺
Mamdani sign generator GIRLFRIEND FOR SAGA?
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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👇🏻 bottom 👇🏻
Topless photo of Saga in front of her bathtub. She's holding her hair up in her left hand: it's pulled back and slightly poofed but some comes down past her left breast. A nice long swoopy tendril of pale blonde-white comes from her left temple. Her facial expression is very vulnerable. She looks fairly raw, like she's been emotional today. Which is true.
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Geralt looking at a phone saying "hmm"
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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perhaps this popped into my head because I got to try on his high school letter jacket today and a Saga That Never Was briefly lived
Saga in a purple letter jacket with silver sleeves and trim. She's grinning like a damn fool. Very cute.
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Oldest selfie on my phone
2005-05-21

Obviously not a selfie because those didn't exist then but enjoy the pic of my brother and I at his college graduation. We joked that this looked like a surveillance photo of two drug dealers. Yes, he was very indie sleaze then, I was just a goober.
Scan of a distant, out-of-focus photo with marks on the print. A tall man with dark greasy 2005 indie dude hair and aviator sunglasses wears a black mortarboard and graduation gown. Behind him is a guy wearing a white button-up shirt with dark blonde/light brown hair pulled back in a ponytail. He's got little oval sunglasses on and a real goofy mustache/fat chin strip combo, like some kind of sun-dappled Aurelio Voltaire surfer thing. They're standing in front of a brick wall.
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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JFC Co-star, you ain't gotta be like that (I would gladly do some vitamin D tho)
[Saga's Co-star for today] You are a constellation of sadness. Do Dark chocolate Vitamin D Warm socks Don't Slouching Camouflage Greyscale
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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ah sure. #TittyTuesday
High angle shot of Saga's nude torso. She's sitting on a greyish wooden dresser and wearing thick purple knit socks that go all the way up to her groin. Her left hand is poking at her left boob.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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The modern-day equivalent of eating ortolan is Faygo Candy Apple soda. This stuff is otherworldly delicious and feels like you've sinned against the beauty of nature.
A bottle of Faygo Candy Apple soda: it is a golden-reddish color.
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM