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saffi 🍵
@saffisarasa.bsky.social
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now 50% more EVIL and FUCKED UP | 37 | she/her

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i specifically want to look like her
saya kamitani of world wonder ring stardom, standing on the ropes of a wrestling ring and holding up two championship belts. she's wearing all black and looking towards the camera with mild disdain
December 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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my phone stopped pausing my music when i watch a video and this is just my life now
December 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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that green jinjo guy is so funny to me because i keep seeing their pfp as a rodian from star wars
tseebo from star wars rebels. he's lime green and has something resembling a mohawk
December 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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i told her they'd go up a level if she kept letting them kill her 🤭
a Final Fantasy XIV screenshot of Saffi Sarasa (me), Elly Moondance, and Lorelei Lune in Coerthas Western Highlands. I'm perched up on a wall looking down with a toucan on my shoulder while Elly is in her smallclothes and surrounded by three blue antelopes that are just called "Lv 1". Her health is dangerously low, and in text chat she's saying "what if ithey are not even getting any xp". I simply respond "what if".
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
saffisarasa.bsky.social
i still need that cement addiction shirt from eupho
December 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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the back half of a squeaky boar dog toy with a tag that says I GRUNT! JE GROGNE! ¡YO GRUÑO! ICH GRUNZE!
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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[discord chat] Saffi: oh... oh ooh um help i cant luna? help Luna: . 0 Saffi: im too gay
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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people get this wrong all the time in Avatar #avatar
a youtube shorts thumbnail of zuko from avatar the last airbender holding a flame in his hand, captioned "people get this wrong all the time in Avatar" also his face is swollen like he's trying to hide a watermelon
December 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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i can't get over this guy who stuck a lexus hybrid badge on a 2nd gen toyota sienna lmao
a light blue 2nd gen toyota sienna with the toyota badge replaced with a lexus badge
December 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
saffisarasa.bsky.social
they should do a remake of the 2004 video game Malice (i never played it)
cover art for the 2004 video game Malice
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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after hundreds of Straight Flush Only runs, this is the farthest i've gotten by a longshot
balatro white stake on checkered deck. ante 5, round 13, $29 jokers: Four Fingers, Lusty Joker, Bloodstone, Superposition (holographic), and Hallucination hand: K 9 9 6 5 3 2 of hearts, 3 of spades inventory: the empress
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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i see me!
spongebob squarepants pointing at a cameo of himself in a video, where the only part visible is the top of his head
December 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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i'll fuckin do it again
a cooked veggie pizza with an over easy egg on top. come fight me aussies
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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how i feel when i say Nintendo Playstation
freeze frame from Bottom Gear of jeremy clarkson saying "hammon you tiny man where is the lambo chevy?“
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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look at this cutie patootie (me 32 years ago)
a photo from 1993 of 5 year old me with light brown short-ish hair looking expressionlessly at the camera. i'm wearing a large beige Hard Rock Cafe t-shirt from orlando that's really loose around the neck, and I'm holding a yellow wedge shaped lego car that I built. there's an old zenith CRT Tv behind me showing what looks like midgar from FF7 but is actually a football game
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
saffisarasa.bsky.social
hey
an upward shot of my midriff from near my hips. i'm wearing a cropped white tshirt, a black and white calvin klein sports bra with the band visible, and black pants. there's a bright light behind me showing off the contours of my waist. next to me on the wall is a mirrored ridge racer type 4 poster of a car racing through ocean bay (out of blue)
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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(animal crossing new horizons villager holding a freshly caught whale shark) I caught a whale shark! I'm tellin' ya, it was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big!
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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the second caveman from "how is babby formed"
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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kelly now's your chance
the everybody loves raymond title card with ray romano looking at the camera with his mouth hanging open
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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the "how is babby formed" caveman
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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crocs classic lined "cloig" in the fortnite shop
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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lulu final fantasy 10, wearing a skirt made of belts
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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you know i had to do it
a blurry close up of me looking tired or stoned in my brightly lit bedroom, wearing a sanrio collage print hoodie a full shot of me wearing that hoodie and nothing else. it goes down to just above my knees. i'm doing a peace sign with my left hand and i look very cute same thing but you can fully see my feet now (you're welcome) and my finger sign is facing backwards
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for
selphie on the selfie
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM