Ben
@safers.bsky.social
Bit of a rotter, will work for food. Owns way too many shoes. (trying to) dysgu Cymraeg 🏴
Tell your cat I said hi.
(Previously known as @safeasfuck)
Tell your cat I said hi.
(Previously known as @safeasfuck)
Hahaha. I can hear this gif
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hahaha. I can hear this gif
same gurning too, for bonus lollz
a man with a tattoo on his face is wearing a necklace and a wrestling shirt .
ALT: a man with a tattoo on his face is wearing a necklace and a wrestling shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
same gurning too, for bonus lollz
someone would rock up with that "desperate for a light" face, so you'd offer them your cig to light from, like the olympic torch but for slightly jetlagged gamblers
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
someone would rock up with that "desperate for a light" face, so you'd offer them your cig to light from, like the olympic torch but for slightly jetlagged gamblers
my favourite post 9/11 thing was the olympic cigarette at Vegas airport arrivals. lighters & matches were confiscated on international flights so you'd get off a 9 hour flight dying for a smoke, you've got cigs but no lighter so you'd get a light off someone else's cig. then as you were leaving...
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
my favourite post 9/11 thing was the olympic cigarette at Vegas airport arrivals. lighters & matches were confiscated on international flights so you'd get off a 9 hour flight dying for a smoke, you've got cigs but no lighter so you'd get a light off someone else's cig. then as you were leaving...
I thought everyone owned a pair of Daisy Dukes?
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I thought everyone owned a pair of Daisy Dukes?
He looks like his own spitting image puppet
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
He looks like his own spitting image puppet
Dyou reckon they did vulgar roasts, with forbidden words?
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Dyou reckon they did vulgar roasts, with forbidden words?
Eww. Your kids names. Thats unpleasant and creepy!
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Eww. Your kids names. Thats unpleasant and creepy!
I’ll get back to you ASAP on that
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I’ll get back to you ASAP on that
Happy to be of service!
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Happy to be of service!
Way ahead of you there chap.
I’ll be popping this on as the background music to my eulogy. I think you’d appreciate a musical pun
I’ll be popping this on as the background music to my eulogy. I think you’d appreciate a musical pun
The Maytals 'Pressure Drop' (official audio)
YouTube video by Trojan Records Official
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Way ahead of you there chap.
I’ll be popping this on as the background music to my eulogy. I think you’d appreciate a musical pun
I’ll be popping this on as the background music to my eulogy. I think you’d appreciate a musical pun
Oh absolutely, yes. If I can help I will
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Oh absolutely, yes. If I can help I will
They got our details, but requesting the response in Welsh, and possibly via audio CD.
I know they just get the details from the electoral register but we all agreed we wanted to wasted as much or their time and money as possible
I know they just get the details from the electoral register but we all agreed we wanted to wasted as much or their time and money as possible
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
They got our details, but requesting the response in Welsh, and possibly via audio CD.
I know they just get the details from the electoral register but we all agreed we wanted to wasted as much or their time and money as possible
I know they just get the details from the electoral register but we all agreed we wanted to wasted as much or their time and money as possible
If you did tho, I’d definitely call you a diving bell
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If you did tho, I’d definitely call you a diving bell
The problem with hide and seek is, it’s all fun and games till they do it in big Tesco!
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The problem with hide and seek is, it’s all fun and games till they do it in big Tesco!
It’s a decent tune, and George Michael was such a generous & lovely chap. I’d prefer to avoid one if Cliff bastarding Richard’s dirges for a whole month
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It’s a decent tune, and George Michael was such a generous & lovely chap. I’d prefer to avoid one if Cliff bastarding Richard’s dirges for a whole month
Agreed. Edna shared this with Mrs Safe & she’s been using it. It’s proper lush
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Agreed. Edna shared this with Mrs Safe & she’s been using it. It’s proper lush
Same with me & the Valleys. I sound like Tom jones on helium
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Same with me & the Valleys. I sound like Tom jones on helium