snuff-bait Emily Dickinson
@sabertoothedpie.bsky.social
Pdx, tv/movies/weed/gay leftist shit she/her. red haired trickster goddess. 32. star trek
Samantha
Samantha
telling my bottom surgeon to give me the size queen model
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
telling my bottom surgeon to give me the size queen model
Autocorrect ruined my post but you knew what I meant
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Autocorrect ruined my post but you knew what I meant
flashlight in flesh form
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
flashlight in flesh form
one day
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
one day
slay as usual fucking luckshit
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
slay as usual fucking luckshit
I was literally thinking this in between the retweet and the quote lmao
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I was literally thinking this in between the retweet and the quote lmao
damn I’ve been exposed as a rube who can’t tell the Disney parks apart
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
damn I’ve been exposed as a rube who can’t tell the Disney parks apart
lotta black rifle coffee gonna be sold in Orlando
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
lotta black rifle coffee gonna be sold in Orlando
how could you forget Dane Cook ripped off a bit from him about not wiping good enough
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
how could you forget Dane Cook ripped off a bit from him about not wiping good enough
understandable
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
understandable
should have gotten a 1/25 for not using AI tbh
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
should have gotten a 1/25 for not using AI tbh
yo what hold on
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
yo what hold on
We must return to forcing kids to write coherent 500 word 5 paragraph essays at gunpoint.
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We must return to forcing kids to write coherent 500 word 5 paragraph essays at gunpoint.
damn bro you got bot vibes 😁
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
damn bro you got bot vibes 😁
this is all reminding me of the time I told the ripped finance bro with an impossibly huge cock that bitcoin would never go above 5k during pillow talk
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
this is all reminding me of the time I told the ripped finance bro with an impossibly huge cock that bitcoin would never go above 5k during pillow talk
he goes real fast to impress you even though you don't really like it but the danger is hot
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
he goes real fast to impress you even though you don't really like it but the danger is hot
it's the best especially if he has drugs
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
it's the best especially if he has drugs
powerful
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
powerful
I’m sad about what.cd over 10 years later
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what.cd
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m sad about what.cd over 10 years later