Obligatory crime is bad, don’t do crime, @s4dfish does not advocate crime, but is amazed at how poorly this one was done.

But I guess if you’re a election conspiracy theorist you’re not exactly a criminal mastermind

Like, Crime 101, don’t bring your cellphone. Don’t use your credit card.

Yup, but changed the body coloring to match our pink, velveteen friend.

Undocumented immigrants, such a historically popular market for mortgage companies.

Please don't replace it with "Work Dubai"

Let's see, amongst others:

Added an em dash (—) before "all while the federal government..."

Reasoning: The sentence is a long, cascading list of failures and ironies.

Love this song, it's a classic!

It’s nice when we can all experience something beautiful together.