Washu clearly never imagined she’d be domesticated. This feels like a slight oversight with compounding consequences.

Her actual canon-ability to process alcohol instantly means she’s super capable of demolishing an entire bathtub of beers.

I’ve decided conservation of energy should also be obeyed. You can process the chemicals, but not the calories Ryoko.

This is what being old is all about. Opt in to something you deeply care about.

Double parking two hazy beers, and there’s a cooler full of them I hope.

Love this girl. Even when I’m not doing everything I can to unrecognise her.

Always complement somebody’s body, especially if they’re fattening. Pamper and addict them to convenience. Soften their world so they soften up.

Her ass putting a huge dent in spacetime.

Just a kind nudge. That's all it takes sometimes to set the butterball in motion. Hedonistic, impulsive and self-assured types can be a good bet.

A nice comment like this is the most cherished form of re-admiration for a reblog ❤️

Oopsie! I’d say your brain is excellent at prioritisation. Writhing fattening transformee teases can be awfully distracting.

I have never been upskirted by some overconfident flyboy mercenary whilst locked up in a giant floating crystal, no

I’ve hardly lived