RykerNightshard
@rykernightshard.bsky.social
Posting random thoughts every so often.
"All cars are beautiful"
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"All cars are beautiful"
Of course, it requires people to play Paranoia with.
Uhhhh... yeah...
*sob*
Uhhhh... yeah...
*sob*
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Of course, it requires people to play Paranoia with.
Uhhhh... yeah...
*sob*
Uhhhh... yeah...
*sob*
*aggressive black knife initiates*
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
*aggressive black knife initiates*
"Hey! Hey you! You on the sidewalk! You look like you have to eat cereal without the milk! You look like you're too broke to have a favorite clothing brand! You look like you're upset the five dollar footlong no longer exists! You look like you're in severe credit card debt!"
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Hey! Hey you! You on the sidewalk! You look like you have to eat cereal without the milk! You look like you're too broke to have a favorite clothing brand! You look like you're upset the five dollar footlong no longer exists! You look like you're in severe credit card debt!"
A little better... a little.
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A little better... a little.
Does this look a bit better...?
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Does this look a bit better...?
It's really blurry, I know, but the scale I use it at makes it acceptable.
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's really blurry, I know, but the scale I use it at makes it acceptable.
O tree of wisdom... what's 'eavier? A kilogram a' steel, o' a kilogram a' feathas?
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
O tree of wisdom... what's 'eavier? A kilogram a' steel, o' a kilogram a' feathas?
Inaccurate, you wouldn't even be able to get the introverts to say no
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Inaccurate, you wouldn't even be able to get the introverts to say no
"You can live the rest of your life underwater"
-Vsauce
-Vsauce
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"You can live the rest of your life underwater"
-Vsauce
-Vsauce
What if I cut off the mutation? To I still have the treason point?
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
What if I cut off the mutation? To I still have the treason point?
have a good weekend, everyone
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
have a good weekend, everyone
We need a list of things to add so he doesn't get any loopholes.
1. No dictators
2. No demigods (covering our bases here)
3. No emperors
4. No usurpers
1. No dictators
2. No demigods (covering our bases here)
3. No emperors
4. No usurpers
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
We need a list of things to add so he doesn't get any loopholes.
1. No dictators
2. No demigods (covering our bases here)
3. No emperors
4. No usurpers
1. No dictators
2. No demigods (covering our bases here)
3. No emperors
4. No usurpers
It being gold is surely a reference to absolutely nobody at all, I'm sure...
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It being gold is surely a reference to absolutely nobody at all, I'm sure...
Battery acid you say
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Battery acid you say
Youth Pastor Ryan said it best (paraphrasing him here) -- "We'd take them to our 'love hotels' using our taxi service and send them off with our playing cards!"
(The cards had nudes on them.)
(The cards had nudes on them.)
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Youth Pastor Ryan said it best (paraphrasing him here) -- "We'd take them to our 'love hotels' using our taxi service and send them off with our playing cards!"
(The cards had nudes on them.)
(The cards had nudes on them.)
Another way to detect Nazis is to ask them how they would "throw their heart out" to an audience.
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Another way to detect Nazis is to ask them how they would "throw their heart out" to an audience.
Almost, I think Pepsi has extra acid or something like that. But if you reverse-engineer the recipe for Coca-Cola, you can legally sell it as your own drink. The recipe isn't patented, to keep it a secret.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Almost, I think Pepsi has extra acid or something like that. But if you reverse-engineer the recipe for Coca-Cola, you can legally sell it as your own drink. The recipe isn't patented, to keep it a secret.
Hating to your full extent is a glorious use of free will.
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hating to your full extent is a glorious use of free will.
Also, they have no more room in the Vatican to add more statues of popes. Pope Leo will be the last pope.
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Also, they have no more room in the Vatican to add more statues of popes. Pope Leo will be the last pope.