I dunno what "Ridiculous sizes are normal in a setting because everyone is inexplicably hyper" can be called for short, but whatever it is it's one of my favorite things.

The answer of course is for the most part I certainly would like to play many of these but the effort to get ahold of them is just a little prohibitive and more than anything I simply no longer have the time :/

Can't even replay Ōkami, as desperately as I want to...

If you've never done a ridiculously hung Sangheili (I can't remember?), now might be the time!

My two "best friends" in elementary and middle school were, in hindsight, two jerks who kinda pushed me around because I was autistic and didn't know better. The first one turned out all right as far as I can tell, no idea what happened to the other though

thank you, hun. <3

thank you so much!! ✨

they probably wouldn't have hit me half as hard if I'd read them about three years or so ago, before I had my egg cracking moment and found a renewed appreciation for draconic affirmation. There are so many delightful little bits in there that made me smile and go "he just like me!!!"

notch another one on my short but significant list of characters I've commissioned the first-ever hyper rule 34 for, at least as far as I'm aware :b

I was literally only diagnosed by chance in early middle school because they were doing an EKG for a seizure test and the doctor said, "oh by the way her brainwave patterns are typical of a----'s syndrome"

My dad almost certainly has it too, though.

I was really only there because my mate is in love with their texas toast.

Honestly I should just griddle some up for her in a skillet...

I'd almost rank cane's lower on the scale if we're talking purely about the food because their menu is even more limited. Heck, they don't even do breakfast! It's *just* tendies. I have a hard time imagining how they could be done fresh at that scale.

Their portions of coleslaw and fries are LUDICROUSLY stingy lmfao

Oh yeah, also if the order I got is any indication they probably go through a metric fuckton of Styrofoam plastic waste too, that's american af

ran outta space to say that said sauce is a take on a "comeback sauce" that EVERY restaurant does, also they make a token gesture at a sandwich they can barely be bothered to put toppings on

and their fries are some of the shittiest quality there is

My phone says this tumblr post dates from at least 2021, if not earlier

Hundreds of beavers is always a good time. Rat race, maybe. The Flight of Dragons?