kevin hart will be explaining the details very soon

some guys get all the luck

if i learned one thing it's film school, it was "make sure the bald spot on your subject's head takes up 30% of the frame". it was called the bald spot rule of thirds

reading my wife drafts of awful posts and telling her i'm "gearing up for wife pack 2.0"

maybe it was a papa john situation. like she said it in a work meeting but just to confirm it's a thing she shouldn't say. bet they didn't think about that!!

asking to bring back Card Show is unfortunately not a ban-worthy offense, merely an ignore-able one