I'm upset that I know exactly what this is.

It's in progress!

*Laughs in Canadian eh?*

The funny thing about fine china and tea service: while people decades ago bought these hilariously overpriced sets, let them gather dust in a cabinet and now can't give them away... they're lovely if you *actually use them*

I live out of a tea tray. Easy way to keep track of my coffee, phone, etc

I have another one that's labelled "Teapots and Service" that has this scrumptious photo of Turkish delight in it.

I don't remember why I have a folder that is just Emerald Tree Boas but it does not require any justification to live on my laptop forever.

Great test for terminal capabilities when you log in.

I think my "kanban" board is pretty bougie. Not an ad for Expedient, I just have their post-it notes for some reason.

Doom can be pretty. "Walking Lava" from Literalism.wad,

What about the curl of LIES?

I use the Hemingway Editor specifically to address the fact that a good chunk of the US is functionally illiterate. And I can't not put in 10000 adverbs, run on sentences (and parenthesis chunks for digression).

Please, {firstName} was my father.

I fixed a bug in the original script (it was counting by 100 users, not individual users, spacing counts). BlueSky gives some nice feedback if you're trying to avoid being rude to the API.

I don't usually give people this information since I don't expose public APIs, but it's appreciated.

Here you go! Perfectly normal Christmas tree that elicits no awkward or interesting questions of any kind.