Ryan Lambie
@ryanlambie.bsky.social
Editor @filmstories magazine. Pro void shouter. Author: Geek's Guide To SF Cinema. Former dep ed Den of Geek UK, ex-editor Wireframe mag. Style boy 4 life.
Found Elon Musk's bed for sale on Facebook Marketplace.
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Found Elon Musk's bed for sale on Facebook Marketplace.
Eight years to the day since Melania first decorated the White House for Christmas
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Eight years to the day since Melania first decorated the White House for Christmas
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
For shit's sake, Google.
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
For shit's sake, Google.
Hang on, when did reading become so performative?
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hang on, when did reading become so performative?
Frankenstein, the modern Prometheus
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Frankenstein, the modern Prometheus
Post you from a different era
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Post you from a different era
Found this in one of my cupboards of stuff. I think it may need an updated edition by now.
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Found this in one of my cupboards of stuff. I think it may need an updated edition by now.
Have you read this? It's amazing. A catalogue of disasters. Not least almost crushing Jessica Lange to death in a massive mechanical Kong hand.
November 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Have you read this? It's amazing. A catalogue of disasters. Not least almost crushing Jessica Lange to death in a massive mechanical Kong hand.
It's the new "I'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac"
October 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It's the new "I'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac"
It's also auto-magically pulled in a poster from this obscure, entirely unrelated 2006 film as its thumbnail. Which actually looks weirdly amazing.
October 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It's also auto-magically pulled in a poster from this obscure, entirely unrelated 2006 film as its thumbnail. Which actually looks weirdly amazing.
Google AI, stating with absolute confidence that I didn't write a review of 2015's Spooks: The Greater Good... right beneath my review for 2015's Spooks: The Greater Good.
October 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Google AI, stating with absolute confidence that I didn't write a review of 2015's Spooks: The Greater Good... right beneath my review for 2015's Spooks: The Greater Good.
Fucking fuck the fuck off
October 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Fucking fuck the fuck off
Was rummaging through some old boxes and found Eric Idle.
October 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Was rummaging through some old boxes and found Eric Idle.
Who robbed the Louvre? Wrong answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Wrong answers only.
Found this in an old folder on my laptop.
October 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Found this in an old folder on my laptop.
The equivalent of a mother in a gangster movie. "I DON'T WANT YOUR BLOOD MONEY."
October 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The equivalent of a mother in a gangster movie. "I DON'T WANT YOUR BLOOD MONEY."
Not yet, but we figured out that shanging the lightest low and putting the heaviest centrally on the top results in a win...
October 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Not yet, but we figured out that shanging the lightest low and putting the heaviest centrally on the top results in a win...
Saturday morning Buckaroo experiments with my daughter. Turns out that pesky blue hat really IS the heaviest.
October 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Saturday morning Buckaroo experiments with my daughter. Turns out that pesky blue hat really IS the heaviest.
Whenever my local Reform councillors pop up on the news, my mind goes straight to these guys.
October 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Whenever my local Reform councillors pop up on the news, my mind goes straight to these guys.
Seated for the film of the summer
October 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Seated for the film of the summer
