Ryan Bonner
@ryankbonner.bsky.social
Proud native Texan, currently living in Texas, wishing I was in Richmond, VA.
*Ad Rock voice* Listen all of y’all, it’s a triple sabotage!
September 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
*Ad Rock voice* Listen all of y’all, it’s a triple sabotage!
I’m just going to drop off my Representative’s thoughts here.
September 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’m just going to drop off my Representative’s thoughts here.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
September 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Ok, sure. This looks just like a bear.
I’m sorry. A major bear.
Idiot.
I’m sorry. A major bear.
Idiot.
September 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Ok, sure. This looks just like a bear.
I’m sorry. A major bear.
Idiot.
I’m sorry. A major bear.
Idiot.
Consider calling my state rep, Dusty Burrows who happens to be the Texas Speaker of the House, to congratulate him. He’s managed to look both fascistic and cowardly in doing the immoral bidding of Trump/Abbott and siccing the police on elected Dems. Such a small guy.
(512) 463-0542
(512) 463-0542
August 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Consider calling my state rep, Dusty Burrows who happens to be the Texas Speaker of the House, to congratulate him. He’s managed to look both fascistic and cowardly in doing the immoral bidding of Trump/Abbott and siccing the police on elected Dems. Such a small guy.
(512) 463-0542
(512) 463-0542
If you can, call my state representative who happens to be Speaker, and let him know what you think about him following Trump’s and Abbott’s orders to “find me 5 more votes” in Congress.
Dustin Burrows
(512) 463-0542
Dustin Burrows
(512) 463-0542
August 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If you can, call my state representative who happens to be Speaker, and let him know what you think about him following Trump’s and Abbott’s orders to “find me 5 more votes” in Congress.
Dustin Burrows
(512) 463-0542
Dustin Burrows
(512) 463-0542
If the parents are worried about the heights, …
July 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If the parents are worried about the heights, …
That’s my Representative. Don’t let his “Aw, shucks” act fool you. He is amoral and a con along with being stupid.
July 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
That’s my Representative. Don’t let his “Aw, shucks” act fool you. He is amoral and a con along with being stupid.
I hate comma splices.
And fascism. I also hate fascism.
And fascism. I also hate fascism.
June 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I hate comma splices.
And fascism. I also hate fascism.
And fascism. I also hate fascism.
You hate to see the sordid past of people who you assumed were good.
June 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
You hate to see the sordid past of people who you assumed were good.
Is it true @darthbluesky.bsky.social what they are saying? That you are requesting pics of very good boys? This is Ralph.
June 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Is it true @darthbluesky.bsky.social what they are saying? That you are requesting pics of very good boys? This is Ralph.
u have been kidnapped and a character from the last tv show u watched is trying to rescue u who is coming to save u
June 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
u have been kidnapped and a character from the last tv show u watched is trying to rescue u who is coming to save u
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya…
May 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya…
Also, I’ll just leave this here.
May 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Also, I’ll just leave this here.
Can I get a “Fuck Jodey Arrington” some night? He’s my Representative and chair of the Budget Committee. He is unprincipled and phony. Both him and his staff are consistently rude and have lied to my face. He hasn’t had a town hall in his district’s biggest city since 2017. Thanks.
May 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Can I get a “Fuck Jodey Arrington” some night? He’s my Representative and chair of the Budget Committee. He is unprincipled and phony. Both him and his staff are consistently rude and have lied to my face. He hasn’t had a town hall in his district’s biggest city since 2017. Thanks.
This is the most nightmarish nightmare blunt rotation. It’s done. Over. The nightmare blunt rotation meme can never top this.
May 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This is the most nightmarish nightmare blunt rotation. It’s done. Over. The nightmare blunt rotation meme can never top this.
Can confirm the pettiness of Dana.
April 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Can confirm the pettiness of Dana.
Come visit Lubbock! The open skies are beautiful, and now we have measles!
March 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Come visit Lubbock! The open skies are beautiful, and now we have measles!
See? Trump wasn’t lying about transgender mice. They’re real, and they’re scary.
March 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
See? Trump wasn’t lying about transgender mice. They’re real, and they’re scary.