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Try the bucket of death.
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Try the bucket of death.
Kobe’s farewell tour kinda ended farewell tours.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Kobe’s farewell tour kinda ended farewell tours.
A friend tried this, it was such a pain he stopped at one runny broken giant pancake. He did pull off a lasagna size french toast though.
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
A friend tried this, it was such a pain he stopped at one runny broken giant pancake. He did pull off a lasagna size french toast though.
Two very nasty zionists in the cast has diminished a lot of the hype.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Two very nasty zionists in the cast has diminished a lot of the hype.
I grew up in the snow belt. You know what we called 6 inches of snow? A lovely spring day!
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I grew up in the snow belt. You know what we called 6 inches of snow? A lovely spring day!
Hey at least they made sure the Trump admin will have to do a tiny bit of work to put this in his bank account.
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hey at least they made sure the Trump admin will have to do a tiny bit of work to put this in his bank account.
It’s neat that one of the President’s top staffers is a guy who comes across like someone who makes death threats over disagreements in wrestling comment sections.
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It’s neat that one of the President’s top staffers is a guy who comes across like someone who makes death threats over disagreements in wrestling comment sections.
It’s just fucking hilarious to me that they made a show starring a bunch of adolescent kids & decided to not age them accordingly over a decade.
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It’s just fucking hilarious to me that they made a show starring a bunch of adolescent kids & decided to not age them accordingly over a decade.
ChatGPT: Relax, I got you😉. Pull the toilet paper sheet towards you & if need be wad it up but not too much, don’t want your business backing up onto your floor🤢
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
ChatGPT: Relax, I got you😉. Pull the toilet paper sheet towards you & if need be wad it up but not too much, don’t want your business backing up onto your floor🤢
She’s been extremely clear about what she’d rather be doing
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
She’s been extremely clear about what she’d rather be doing
Need funding for a “Dogs Can’t Lie to You” Super Bowl ad campaign.
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Need funding for a “Dogs Can’t Lie to You” Super Bowl ad campaign.
My ideal system would allow muted people an opportunity to be unmuted after completing a 6 week course about how to not be so fucking annoying.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My ideal system would allow muted people an opportunity to be unmuted after completing a 6 week course about how to not be so fucking annoying.
“Sometimes people dressed like they just rolled out of bed also smell like they just rolled out of bed” could’ve been his signature policy win.
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“Sometimes people dressed like they just rolled out of bed also smell like they just rolled out of bed” could’ve been his signature policy win.
Saints guy: Wow. I never considered how the mild concern about possibly getting publicly accused someday might’ve weighed on you.
Tucker: *wipes tears* It was a living heck.
Tucker: *wipes tears* It was a living heck.
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Saints guy: Wow. I never considered how the mild concern about possibly getting publicly accused someday might’ve weighed on you.
Tucker: *wipes tears* It was a living heck.
Tucker: *wipes tears* It was a living heck.
Hal missed his calling as a landlord who fights returning security deposits because the tenant “damaged” furniture he found sitting on the curb.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hal missed his calling as a landlord who fights returning security deposits because the tenant “damaged” furniture he found sitting on the curb.
Maybe it’s best they lost the 2024 World Series because it would’ve been embarrassing to see Hal talking to MLB officials on the field before announcing the Yankees sold the championship to the Dodgers for $10 million.
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Maybe it’s best they lost the 2024 World Series because it would’ve been embarrassing to see Hal talking to MLB officials on the field before announcing the Yankees sold the championship to the Dodgers for $10 million.
O’Connell sitting front row in the “The Un-Genius’ing of a Coach” lecture. Unbelievable with all that “expertise” he could review game tape of Darnold vs the Lions & Rams then decide “We should turn this all over to a kid who seemingly only we had a 1st round grade on”
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
O’Connell sitting front row in the “The Un-Genius’ing of a Coach” lecture. Unbelievable with all that “expertise” he could review game tape of Darnold vs the Lions & Rams then decide “We should turn this all over to a kid who seemingly only we had a 1st round grade on”
Always left most disturbed by the women in these men’s lives who are somehow unbothered by the fact that they don’t see them as people in the same way they do men.
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Always left most disturbed by the women in these men’s lives who are somehow unbothered by the fact that they don’t see them as people in the same way they do men.
The world’s dorkiest 12-year-old
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The world’s dorkiest 12-year-old
So good they just created a role for him.
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
So good they just created a role for him.