Ryan Heldt
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Ryan Heldt
@ryanheldt.com
Grizzled web developer in the heart of #cyclONEnation. Guitarist, effect pedal nerd, tech enthusiast, wannabe maker, weather geek, and fan of the Oxford comma.
Anyone notice the Pips Potato Chips bag Courtney is holding? Funny callback to Season 3’s “The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene”
#BobsBurgers
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
😁
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I hope for everyone’s sake, they’re mostly artificially flavored. #gummy #eyeballs
October 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
September 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You asked for it.
August 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Walmart appears to be selling scale models of the #GlowCloud. All hail.
July 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
So yer tellin me this is a dumpster fire?!?!
June 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
😏
June 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
June 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Toolbox icon.
May 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
DOS Defragmenting
May 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I see your ‘wonder of modern drywall’ and raise you the ‘mystery of vacuum preservation.’
May 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Absolutely not.
May 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I think I'm gonna have to pass on buying a product that has a selling point encouraging me to "Explore the mystery of vacuum preservation." Is it really all that mysterious? #TranslationFails
January 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Not exactly the same thing, but this is on the wall of a local guitar shop. Always makes to chuckle.
December 30, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I remember starting out building sites in CF 4.5 using Fusebox 3 in HomeSite. fuseaction=memories.unlocked
November 26, 2024 at 12:09 PM