RMD
@ryandevoe.bsky.social
writer. goblin. horrible lizard witch.
Turned 37 today. Send nudes. Bye.
February 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Turned 37 today. Send nudes. Bye.
Really been craving a gay guy Friday night with the YouTube music videos, tbh
January 28, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Really been craving a gay guy Friday night with the YouTube music videos, tbh
Deciding this is a trend.
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Deciding this is a trend.
Update found a shirt in Large that I now fit into??? I am going to become a menace???
December 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Update found a shirt in Large that I now fit into??? I am going to become a menace???
Joined slutty little glasses club.
December 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Joined slutty little glasses club.
I fear this man was made to destroy me personally???
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I fear this man was made to destroy me personally???
Finally bundling up weather.
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Finally bundling up weather.
She is everything to me.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
She is everything to me.
Oh no I fear Heated Rivalry is my entire personality now
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Oh no I fear Heated Rivalry is my entire personality now
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Omg everything is so stupid.
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Omg everything is so stupid.
Jocktober is almost over but my religion allows me to celebrate it year round so my DMs remain open, thank you.
October 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Jocktober is almost over but my religion allows me to celebrate it year round so my DMs remain open, thank you.
Hello from hiding inside the set to do quick changes. My jawline came back so now I am obnoxious.
October 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hello from hiding inside the set to do quick changes. My jawline came back so now I am obnoxious.
Two dream callbacks. Three insane industry meetings regarding my writing. Finally on the right path to having a trophy husband to buy a ptown house for.
September 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Two dream callbacks. Three insane industry meetings regarding my writing. Finally on the right path to having a trophy husband to buy a ptown house for.
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Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
It would’ve been so easy to pull “our jeans have good genes” and show a bunch of people with nice butts wearing denim that fits perfectly but we had to do the dumbest version of the thing.
July 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It would’ve been so easy to pull “our jeans have good genes” and show a bunch of people with nice butts wearing denim that fits perfectly but we had to do the dumbest version of the thing.
V thankful for access to two private pools right now. Damn it’s hot
July 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
V thankful for access to two private pools right now. Damn it’s hot
Exhausted Pizza Bagel. This tracks.
Fatigued Tortilla Chip
July 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Exhausted Pizza Bagel. This tracks.
I’m online in a lot of ways but not enough that I really understand Trisha Paytas can someone explain why she is harbinger of death???
July 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m online in a lot of ways but not enough that I really understand Trisha Paytas can someone explain why she is harbinger of death???
All of my friends are ridiculously good looking and in shape which is a good motivator to go do cardio even though it’s 95 degrees and I’m already dying
July 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
All of my friends are ridiculously good looking and in shape which is a good motivator to go do cardio even though it’s 95 degrees and I’m already dying
Small silver lining: while helping a friend recover we have decided to watch The Bear and spend all day taste testing various ramens from the local Japanese market and I am so excited because noodles
July 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Small silver lining: while helping a friend recover we have decided to watch The Bear and spend all day taste testing various ramens from the local Japanese market and I am so excited because noodles
So far in 2025 everyone I love is either sick or dying I would like a break now please
July 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
So far in 2025 everyone I love is either sick or dying I would like a break now please