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Ryan Deem
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DC Sports Fan
Pun Expert

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear"
My brother in law gave me a less than ideal greeting at our family dinner (he's a cat)
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Reskeet with a time you looked cool.
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Betty is not happy with me working late and is laying like this and whining
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me with the nuclear football and a label maker
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Caps Hockey!
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Did a Lack of Nicklases Bäckström ruin the workplace?
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I believe last night's victories will inspire the Capitals to a victory of their own tonight
November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hell yes!
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We did it
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Goodnight
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
When the baseball keeps going
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Them: Are you supporting any specific type of Jay in the World Series?

Me:
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Her benefits shouldn't be expiring either
October 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
They went full Muldoon
October 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"Hey, remember that pirate who used to throw his friends? Apparently he's playing hockey now"
October 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Waking up groggy af after finally getting good sleep for once
October 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM