If you can make it to the end without vomiting, your stomach is stronger than mine.🤢🤮
#YouArentMyDaddy
#INeedAnAdult

🔊 Crank it up! You won’t want to miss the deafening silence of Trump’s “patriots” — just one squeaky tank and the slow rumble of national embarrassment.

Not our service members, mind you… but a politicized military birthday cosplay for DJT.

Sorry, Army — the baby needed his parade.
#NoKings

Heavy force for just a parade? Welcome to North Korea, USA. 🤡
Funny… I’ve heard of hundreds of #NoKings protests planned just for you, Birthday Boy. 🎂🎁
Let’s make sure everyone’s invited to the party. 💥🎈
📍Drop protest locations,🔗 links, 🖼️ images
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#RainOnHisParade
#PowerToThePeople

This mother fucker is so high. This ADDICT can't even pull it together in our White House.🥴😵‍💫
He may as well go shit on the Resolute desk on the way out, too. 💩
#ElonsAddiction #GoHome

Congratulations, Elon!
Elon Musk secures the SpaceX Hat Trick with his 3rd consecutive explosion!
🚨🏒💥💥💥
#ElonsSpaceShart #ElbowsUp #Can'tStopFailing
#DeportElon #FDT