Rusty the Squirrel
@rustysquirrel.bsky.social
* America’s Favorite Squirrel
* Top-Rated Sass Mouth
* Connoisseur of Nuts
* Former Astronaut
* Top-Rated Sass Mouth
* Connoisseur of Nuts
* Former Astronaut
The DOJ worked hard to cover up the names of the criminals, but not the victims. Typical RWNJ bullshit.
February 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The DOJ worked hard to cover up the names of the criminals, but not the victims. Typical RWNJ bullshit.
Gravy. Gotta have gravy with them taters!
February 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Gravy. Gotta have gravy with them taters!
Right now I’m nutritionally needing a sirloin with a dollop of horseradish.
February 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Right now I’m nutritionally needing a sirloin with a dollop of horseradish.
That’s some tasty stuff! We make everything scrumptious!
February 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
That’s some tasty stuff! We make everything scrumptious!
Soylent Green is people, not squirrels
February 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Soylent Green is people, not squirrels
That and the fact that the Gestapo aren’t wearing masks.
February 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
That and the fact that the Gestapo aren’t wearing masks.
“Defiant”. It’s currently in production.
February 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
“Defiant”. It’s currently in production.
We’re starting a class action lawsuit. My Cousin Skeeter is handling it pro bono.
Nothing personal, Blondie but we can really using the cash.
Nothing personal, Blondie but we can really using the cash.
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
We’re starting a class action lawsuit. My Cousin Skeeter is handling it pro bono.
Nothing personal, Blondie but we can really using the cash.
Nothing personal, Blondie but we can really using the cash.
It got up to double digits here today. I almost swooned in the heat!
January 29, 2026 at 11:06 PM
It got up to double digits here today. I almost swooned in the heat!
Definitely not very lady-like.
January 29, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Definitely not very lady-like.
The reason you never see penguins & polar bears together is the exact same reason you never see Clark Kent & Superman together.
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 AM
The reason you never see penguins & polar bears together is the exact same reason you never see Clark Kent & Superman together.
That warms the cockles of my heart.
January 27, 2026 at 11:58 PM
That warms the cockles of my heart.
Just whisper the word “Squirrel”.
January 27, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Just whisper the word “Squirrel”.
No. They use it to mock you afterwards.
At least that’s what I believe.
At least that’s what I believe.
January 27, 2026 at 5:54 PM
No. They use it to mock you afterwards.
At least that’s what I believe.
At least that’s what I believe.
FYI - my people wouldn’t do you like that.
January 27, 2026 at 1:46 PM
FYI - my people wouldn’t do you like that.
I’d let them chase me.
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I’d let them chase me.
Heck, we never got above -6° today.
January 24, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Heck, we never got above -6° today.
I went 5 rounds of bare knuckle brawling with a couple of Starlings at a local bird feeder earlier. Had to resort to eye gouging to let them know how things are.
January 23, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I went 5 rounds of bare knuckle brawling with a couple of Starlings at a local bird feeder earlier. Had to resort to eye gouging to let them know how things are.
LOVE ALL Y’ALLS!
January 23, 2026 at 1:02 AM
LOVE ALL Y’ALLS!
I’m thinking of starting a fire in my leaf pile to stay warm. What could go wrong?
January 23, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I’m thinking of starting a fire in my leaf pile to stay warm. What could go wrong?
Thanks Marty!
January 20, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Thanks Marty!
Most excellent plan
January 19, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Most excellent plan