One egg could serve the whole family breakfast

If interest rates are coming down then why did two of the biggest banks put their rates up?

Ew ew ew

I miss visiting them every year

This guy hates workers rights z he did as as CEO at air nz and he still does now. Of course I’m sure he’ll be off for 4 weeks come Christmas regardless.

You’d think having people off and spending their money on holiday was good for the economy. Not working and holding off spending

Nice leading lines

In a case like this, I would say there should be a federal investigation into the training data on how it was obtained

Guess you’ll just have to stay home and have a beer then

As an asexual male, can I request we please stop using asexuality to describe social decline? It’s a sexuality, not a symptom of anti-social behaviour.
I know you’re not saying that Russell. But seeing it in headlines is frustrating as we already barely get recognised as a queer identity.

Walk-run on Bill, no one needs your tin spaghetti pizza takes

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