Watching the #Mavericks succeed like Buster Keaton wandering through a construction site but somehow ending up totally fine

What a lot of people don't know about conclave is that the white smoke prevents opposing Pokemon from lowering the Pope's stats

[Ad during basketball last night]
"Every day, the Fed prints an average of 465 million dollars"

-okay, yes, I'm with you

"Maybe that's why the dollar loses value over time"

-yeah, yeah, inflation is bad, mmhm

"But there's one thing they can never print more of"

-please don't say b—

"BITCOIN"

The best part of every Youtube tutorial is the part when you realize you're in way over your head and stupid for thinking you could do it in less than 60 hours.

Been thinking a lot about that one Johnsonville Sausage marketing rep who must have totally pogged out when #bratsummer was trending last year.