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A friend is of the opinion he’d just give you a flat no & walk away.
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
@lemon-yellow-black.bsky.social gets
partial credit for this realization.
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Nana’s favorite part of the day.
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Nothing beats pumpkin pie & ass slamming double sided dildos for smack.
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
So wholesome.
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Reposted by rupertsmagicgourd
I’ll sit there & have champagne & gratin choux de Bruxelles à la béchamel all by myself if I must. It will be a blast, tbh.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
And this.
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
And this.
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
And this.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And this.
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
And SCOLDS. So many scolds!!! Banish them to the void!!!
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
All I want is a place to celebrate the things we love, discover NEW things, LAUGH, & OCCASIONALLY bitch about how fucked we are because make no mistake, we are fucked. I know this is lame & cringe as fuck but to anyone on here not having a good time, be the change you want. And block. Relentlessly.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Very drunk.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It leads to getting extremely drunk & occasionally magic.
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM