Yes, it's going very well indeed. It really is pleasing to learn just how much surplus cash racists and bigots have for grifters like me.

I make no apology for what I am about to say. I find your attack on the most needy in our land abhorrent. Some of the posh, entitled, privately educated you deem "awful" are borderline destitute, down to their last few million. And now Labour expect them to pay tax just like everybody else!

It remains to be seen if there really is a God. I am currently looking for another descriminatory group who pride themselves on racism, discrimination and fascism I can join. I had hoped to join NSDAP but sadly, they no longer exist.

Well, of course I'd still be part of Reform. This has all rather buggered my plans to oust Nigel and take over as leader.

Admittedly, it's a tenuous connection. I turned my farm into a racehorse training center.

How dare you divulge I'm uncircumcised! I will be instructing my legal team to contact you.

That seems unlikely. I only join political parties comprising of white, privileged men.

Well thank you for your kind words Lee. That goes some way towards an apology for removing the whip from me.

Uncanny! That's exactly what Nigel said to me when I said he should take Elon's advice and stand aside do I can be party leader.

Well, that's an unfair question. There's a 300 character limit on here, and it's a very long list.

That's actually quite threatening and just in case, I think I might have to hide in the interests of self preservation. I'll go to my constituency, no one would think of looking for me there.