Murgatroyd
@runtime3000.bsky.social
Hey louie, get a shot of that.
January 18, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Hey louie, get a shot of that.
Driving the speed limit there feels dangerous. They all speed.
January 13, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Driving the speed limit there feels dangerous. They all speed.
Weren't they friends with Biggus Dickus?
January 4, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Weren't they friends with Biggus Dickus?
Having friends in low places helps.
January 1, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Having friends in low places helps.
Nixon actually turned over the tapes though.
December 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Nixon actually turned over the tapes though.
They are hoarding the drugs.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
They are hoarding the drugs.
They have investigated themselves.
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
They have investigated themselves.
Three vas per voom.
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Three vas per voom.
Thank you for your service. Any last words?
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Thank you for your service. Any last words?
Overrated unlike Bert and Ernie.
November 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Overrated unlike Bert and Ernie.
I watched the news on TV for the first time in a year last night. Exactly one year.
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I watched the news on TV for the first time in a year last night. Exactly one year.
It's a car, isn't it.
November 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
It's a car, isn't it.
Ask Mike Johnson what he thinks about the judges decision.
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Ask Mike Johnson what he thinks about the judges decision.
Every picture tells a story donut?
October 30, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Every picture tells a story donut?
Donnie has the Epstein movies and half of congress is on them.
October 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Donnie has the Epstein movies and half of congress is on them.
A Republican? That's a first.
October 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
A Republican? That's a first.