runeterra report
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league, arcane (spoilers through s2), legends of runeterra, riot forge games, etc quote bot. may contain dialogue, lyrics, biography snippets, and more. some edits for clarity/length. a few joke quotes. run by @soraka.bsky.social
a man, a woman, and a yordle walk into the sun... they die! because it burns them alive!
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
a man, a woman, and a yordle walk into the sun... they die! because it burns them alive!
stay your pretty eyes on course
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
stay your pretty eyes on course
an assassin is due at any moment. it is how i know leblanc cares.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
an assassin is due at any moment. it is how i know leblanc cares.
knock, knock. who's there? the moon... it's far away! you were alone the whole time!
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
knock, knock. who's there? the moon... it's far away! you were alone the whole time!
why does anyone commit acts others deem unspeakable? for love.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
why does anyone commit acts others deem unspeakable? for love.
i suppose this makes us enemies with benefits.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
i suppose this makes us enemies with benefits.
that tasted purple!
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
that tasted purple!
wherever i am is the most fashionable part of the universe. even here.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
wherever i am is the most fashionable part of the universe. even here.
“are we still sisters?” “nothing is ever going to change that.”
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
“are we still sisters?” “nothing is ever going to change that.”
i spent so many nights in that shitty prison. on the freezing floor, hungry, bloody, counting the hours. the only thing... the only thing that kept me going was the thought of getting back to you.
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
i spent so many nights in that shitty prison. on the freezing floor, hungry, bloody, counting the hours. the only thing... the only thing that kept me going was the thought of getting back to you.
for as long as i can recall, i have chased the archetype of a medarda. i believed it my calling to merit the blood in my veins. it was all a lie. this blood is alien to me, yet it has dictated the course of my entire life.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
for as long as i can recall, i have chased the archetype of a medarda. i believed it my calling to merit the blood in my veins. it was all a lie. this blood is alien to me, yet it has dictated the course of my entire life.
a mighty ascended tactician known as the aegis of eternity, joraal seemed impervious to attack. but the war against the void raged on, and as resilient as joraal's body was, it was his mind that broke. and how it broke.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
a mighty ascended tactician known as the aegis of eternity, joraal seemed impervious to attack. but the war against the void raged on, and as resilient as joraal's body was, it was his mind that broke. and how it broke.
you rewrite history, the greatest pretenders
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
you rewrite history, the greatest pretenders
why does anyone commit acts others deem unspeakable? for love.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
why does anyone commit acts others deem unspeakable? for love.
each act of heresy is an act of passion!
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
each act of heresy is an act of passion!
call me king, call me demon. water forgets the names of the drowned.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
call me king, call me demon. water forgets the names of the drowned.
for so long, i wanted to regain my family's respect- but i wasn't prepared for what it would cost me.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
for so long, i wanted to regain my family's respect- but i wasn't prepared for what it would cost me.
one simple truth she dare not speak: her light can only blind and burn
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
one simple truth she dare not speak: her light can only blind and burn
you taught me well, mother. a wolf has no mercy.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
you taught me well, mother. a wolf has no mercy.
have you had enough?
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
have you had enough?
nothing feels impossible when i’m with you.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
nothing feels impossible when i’m with you.
you see every flaw in me and you do not even blink. a bit unwise, wouldn't you say?
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
you see every flaw in me and you do not even blink. a bit unwise, wouldn't you say?
have you had enough?
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
have you had enough?