So many questions, so little time.

Some rando on Twitter tagged me in this today which is hilarious because they follow me and also think they owned me by... posting great pics of me? Sorry I'm a baddie and good at my job, go cry about it!

I've been very missing in action, especially during election szn, because I've been soaking in all the newborn cuddles. First ever time in life I'm oblivious to the news cycle and I'm glad it's for good reason. Don't forget to vote though yall having a baby isn't an excuse 😂💕

My dog sneaking in the back of important meetings because if he doesn't have constant attention he will explode

Transcript from an interview with yet another important person that my dog has interrupted 🤦🏽‍♀️ work from home life

Yes, this is a real post by People's Party Leader Maxime Bernier.

Summary:

We are *this* close to getting a "United Healthcare assassin stuns in new photo" post

Caption this.

I let my dog out in the backyard to pee this morning and he somehow got out of the back door which I realized after he didn't respond to my calls. I found him politely waiting at the front door via our door camera for me to open it 😂😭

How my dog sleeps all day after waking me up hours before my alarm and I can't even be mad at him because LOOK AT HIM

He whines once and then looks at me like this knowing I will do anything for him. A treat? A walk? A steak? My kidney? Take it all

My DOGE (evidently already smarter than the one in the US)