Rufus jones
@rufeydoof.bsky.social
Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
MUUUMMMM JEEEEESUSSSS!
September 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
MUUUMMMM JEEEEESUSSSS!
Fuck it anyone want this?
August 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Fuck it anyone want this?
I would never tell anyone how to live their life, all I am saying is that the Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull Look is *available* to Ben Stokes.
July 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I would never tell anyone how to live their life, all I am saying is that the Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull Look is *available* to Ben Stokes.
Just realised this is the first year where I receive a Father’s Day, rather than give it. Nearly a year, Dad. Here he is, top left in the red stripes, with a bunch of other chancers. Miss isn’t the word.
June 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just realised this is the first year where I receive a Father’s Day, rather than give it. Nearly a year, Dad. Here he is, top left in the red stripes, with a bunch of other chancers. Miss isn’t the word.
Just a reminder that 80% of men’s social media feeds are adverts for these kind of trousers.
June 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Just a reminder that 80% of men’s social media feeds are adverts for these kind of trousers.
Year 2 of The Bosh Wars. Skinner, still loyal to a single octave, traditionalist bass Bosh delivery. Compare to Big John Fisher, a Miles Davis to Skinner’s big band formalism. Exploring the outer reaches of his Bosh- higher range, extended, eccentric, jazz. Blood will be spilled.
June 14, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Year 2 of The Bosh Wars. Skinner, still loyal to a single octave, traditionalist bass Bosh delivery. Compare to Big John Fisher, a Miles Davis to Skinner’s big band formalism. Exploring the outer reaches of his Bosh- higher range, extended, eccentric, jazz. Blood will be spilled.
Honestly, when you get one, it does feel kind of cool.
April 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Honestly, when you get one, it does feel kind of cool.
Honestly, when you get it, it does feel kind of cool.
April 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Honestly, when you get it, it does feel kind of cool.
First of one round of a game I like to call ‘Young Patrick Moore or Channing Tatum’?
March 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
First of one round of a game I like to call ‘Young Patrick Moore or Channing Tatum’?
Valhalla’s Gates open for one of its noblest warriors.
March 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Valhalla’s Gates open for one of its noblest warriors.
No one emerging well from this
March 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
No one emerging well from this
Jon Gries, with what is know in the trade as fucking incredible range. What an actor.
March 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jon Gries, with what is know in the trade as fucking incredible range. What an actor.
Your grandad’s gone to Superdry again.
March 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Your grandad’s gone to Superdry again.
Congratulations Fin Baxter on your first try.
February 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Congratulations Fin Baxter on your first try.
X’s Grok Ai engine versus China’s Deep Seek. Depends what you want really.
January 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
X’s Grok Ai engine versus China’s Deep Seek. Depends what you want really.
Mel Gibson is all over my timelines, being 50 shades of Woo Woo with a slightly outflanked Joe Rogan. I find it disappointing, because he made one of my favourite films, Apocalypto. But I want Apocalypto to be made by a raving Peckinpoop wackjob. So maybe I’m not disappointed at all.
January 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Mel Gibson is all over my timelines, being 50 shades of Woo Woo with a slightly outflanked Joe Rogan. I find it disappointing, because he made one of my favourite films, Apocalypto. But I want Apocalypto to be made by a raving Peckinpoop wackjob. So maybe I’m not disappointed at all.
Empson was the most brilliant man. Maths student at Cambridge, and wanted to convert to English. The tutor asked him to write something interesting. He wrote about Ambiguity, as a positive thing, rather than a negative, and changed Art. This poem is about memory, but it’s about social media really.
January 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Empson was the most brilliant man. Maths student at Cambridge, and wanted to convert to English. The tutor asked him to write something interesting. He wrote about Ambiguity, as a positive thing, rather than a negative, and changed Art. This poem is about memory, but it’s about social media really.
Day 10- elf activity taking on a faintly erotic photocopier room energy.
December 10, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Day 10- elf activity taking on a faintly erotic photocopier room energy.
Superb context from Elwes.
December 9, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Superb context from Elwes.
