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rudyardkipple.bsky.social
@rudyardkipple.bsky.social
@rudyardkipple.bsky.social
Old enough to know better, but not too old to learn. Trophy Husband, retired, PeePaw of 6. Addicted to books and irreverent humor. I don’t vote for insurrectionists.
Galveston, Texas
Don’t know about the flies, but someone needs to check his fishing license.
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is the way most of our birds look after going through a storm in Texas.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Every Hookland goodnight tells a story. I’ve just learned that I’ll never be able to get a coveted Wyrm keychain. I really appreciate the imagination these posts inspire.
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My warm heart says you are so blessed to have that many butts to count. My butt is turning green with envy.
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I live alone. In the winter I’m known for my warm heart and my cold butt.
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I think Athena should be in charge of the Louvre passwords.
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Good point. I couldn’t say his name correctly but at least I was reading him. Go-ee-thee’s paraphrased last words “mehr licht.”
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’ve always been a lover of asterisks. This is a great one.
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I hope those orphan books I couldn’t afford end up in a family of well cared for shelves.
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My dog refuses to reset her clock.
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’m hoping that once Adelita is sworn in I can stop swearing about the fact she wasn’t.
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My grandpa always called dust bunnies ghost poop. I think he had the gift of poetic description.
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I voted and we won!!
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Divine forgiveness and kissable breath.
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’m white and I wish I could get on Obamacare instead of ACA.
November 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
As a Texan, I lost one year of my life learning how to pronounce Goethe correctly. It was worth every minute.
October 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Perhaps our 51st state will be Venezuela.
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This makes me want to drink something stronger than coffee.
October 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM