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ani, your local seal 🍉
@ru4seal.bsky.social
Prepare for funny fat animal folks and also board games and politics|Happily taken (love you, @libras250.bsky.social!)|He/They|29|Latino|🔞|TERFs/Nazis fuck off|ACAB & BLM|
Presenting Rakotz, the feathered bronze dragonborn! Former soldier, current charming diplomat, bon vivant, shameless hedonist, and Scheming Evil Advisor (disclaimer: not actually that evil, but certainly scheming! Sometimes you gotta be a lil manipulative and sinister to maintain world peace :3)
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The dragon lurks in her cave….
September 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I need to get high and stuff myself more often if this is where it gets me~
September 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
YOU CALL AND SO I APPEAR
August 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Does he have room in his office for a well-dressed lavender seal with an appetite for baked goods, mayhaps? 😘
August 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Omg thank you for this opportunity! One fat lavender seal-bunny, for your enjoyment! You’ve got full artistic freedom for this one!
August 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Sun, sand, sea, and *SQUEAK*!

Been curious about pool toys lately, and was able to nab a FANTASTIC ych from the amazing @squidinu.bsky.social! Now who wants to hop in the pool? I don’t bite….in fact, I can’t bite!
July 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If you see this post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!

Big seal time 😘
May 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Well then, sure! I’d love to toss my little shortstack kobold barbarian into the mix! Thank you for the opportunity 🥰
May 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
FIRST EVEN WIN HELL YEAH AAAAAAAAAAA
May 3, 2025 at 6:45 AM
A little fashionably late, but this seal’s got some style (even if he doesn’t fit into it for long!)

(Comms by @chubby-shark.bsky.social, @vetrowolf.bsky.social, and @sunflarefats.bsky.social, respectively!)

#fatfurgala
April 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
O-oh, hey there! Sorry, you caught me in the middle of my taste-testing, heh……wanna join me?

(An absolutely FANTASTIC icon from @syc.bsky.social, the most delightful goat I’ve ever had the good fortune to meet! THANK YOU AGAIN SO MUCH SYC AAAAAAAAA)
February 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Congrats on 800 followers! I’ll toss my big feathered dragonborn fighter/bard Rakotz into the ring!
February 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Ooooh, thanks so much for this opportunity! I’ll toss my fat feathered dragonborn into the ring!
January 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’ll toss in a few of my favorite fellas to fatten! Wyll from Baldur’s Gate 3, Yashiro Kawaji from World of Horror, and Oscar from Scarlet Hollow!
January 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Seal in tie, for your viewing pleasure!
January 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh hell yeah, congrats on the followers, and thanks for the opportunity! I’ll toss my own dnd character, my feathered dragonborn diplomat/bon vivant into the ring! Here’s to the next big batch of followers!
December 29, 2024 at 4:41 PM
HAPPY XMAS YALL
December 25, 2024 at 5:33 PM
And finally, @makowhaleshark.bsky.social! I’ve never met a more creative person; Mako has a brilliantly artistic mind that never fails to amaze me! For that, he deserves a pound cake!

This is such a fun idea, Kygen! Thank you for being such a shining light in the community, and happy holidays!
December 23, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Next, @mikeytheburr.bsky.social! Aside from us sharing custody of a single brain cell, Mikey has the special gift of making you feel truly loved and listened to. He knows exactly how to lift your mood and warm your heart, and a bear so full of love deserves a jelly-filled donut!
December 23, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Well, I have to start with my amazing boyfriend, @libras250.bsky.social! After four years long-distance, we’ve finally moved in together, and every day I’m grateful to have him in my life. I’ve never felt safer or more comfortable with myself than I do with him ❤️ So he deserves a savory croissant!
December 23, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Baker seal returns for more! (If available, ofc!)
December 20, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Big boy getting bigger!
November 22, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Every seal loves a giveaway!!
November 13, 2024 at 8:10 PM
WITH YOUR SLIMECAT ;3
November 13, 2024 at 8:07 PM