RTCruiser
@rtcruiser.bsky.social
Middle aged guy living with my 5 cats.
Ours are all over the shop.
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Ours are all over the shop.
They’re still inside the house. Looking from the outside it’s a complete shit show.
January 22, 2026 at 2:33 PM
They’re still inside the house. Looking from the outside it’s a complete shit show.
Did he eat popping candy before guzzling a Mountain Dew?
January 15, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Did he eat popping candy before guzzling a Mountain Dew?
You fucking do it. If you helped Moses part the Red Sea you should have no trouble blocking an artery.
January 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
You fucking do it. If you helped Moses part the Red Sea you should have no trouble blocking an artery.
They’re terrible at lying. Their only saving grace
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
They’re terrible at lying. Their only saving grace
Still not as good as the Canadians managed.
October 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Still not as good as the Canadians managed.
I strongly condemn the assassination but I can still celebrate the result.
October 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I strongly condemn the assassination but I can still celebrate the result.
How’s it look if you discount conspiracy theories and blatant lying?
October 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
How’s it look if you discount conspiracy theories and blatant lying?
With luck they’ll spell her name as Jones in the indictment.
Your country is hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
Your country is hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
October 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
With luck they’ll spell her name as Jones in the indictment.
Your country is hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
Your country is hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
When Trump goes the The Hague for war crimes every person voting no needs to be charged as accomplices
October 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
When Trump goes the The Hague for war crimes every person voting no needs to be charged as accomplices
Here’s one judging me.
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Here’s one judging me.
Can we add horse racing to that list please.
September 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can we add horse racing to that list please.
I’m sure JD Vance doesn’t want to accidentally reach down between the cushions and realise he’s fucking a foreign couch either.
September 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I’m sure JD Vance doesn’t want to accidentally reach down between the cushions and realise he’s fucking a foreign couch either.
Only 8? What is wrong with people?
September 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Only 8? What is wrong with people?
Makes you look like you see boogey men in every shadow.
September 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Makes you look like you see boogey men in every shadow.
Cat.
Her name is Princess Eevee
She’s semi feral and hates me.
Her name is Princess Eevee
She’s semi feral and hates me.
September 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Cat.
Her name is Princess Eevee
She’s semi feral and hates me.
Her name is Princess Eevee
She’s semi feral and hates me.
We can condemn the act even if secretly (or not so secretly) delighting in the outcome.
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
We can condemn the act even if secretly (or not so secretly) delighting in the outcome.