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Richard Stromberg
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Brilliant gambit
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Fox News headline "Democrats cave, open path to reopen government"
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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A graph showing a boom in corporate profits between 2020 and 2025. In 2020, corporate profits were around $1.8 trillion while in 2025 they're above $3.2 trillion.
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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A tweet saying "me and my friends would've killed geico gecko with hammers I can tell you that much". In the tweet, geico gecko has been edited in place of ET.
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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"Better to be on a sandwich than to be hit by one."
As described in a Reactor article by Leah Schnelbach, "It’s a brief moment in Hayao Miyazaki’s Porco Rosso, when seaplane pilot Marco Rossellini—a man cursed with a pig’s head—meets up with his old pilot buddy Rory. The two have a clandestine conversation in a movie theater, and Rory warns Marco that the Italian Air Force wants to recruit him, and they’re not going to take no for an answer. This scene comes about 40 minutes into the movie; until now, the only stakes were whether Marco would make enough bounties to cover the cost of repairing his plane. But now Marco has a choice to make." Marco's decision is that it's "better to be a pig than a fascist. In the image, Marco is on the right, wearing a tan overcoat, sunglasses, and has a big smile under his mustache, and has his hand in a bag of snacks. Rory is dressed in the Fascist Air Force uniform. Both are looking towards the viewer, as the POV is from the movie screen.
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Larry David throwing his apple away in someone else's trash can right before the man freaks out about it
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Donut for her from the Simpsons but instead of Maggie, all the images are of hello kitty
November 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Drawing of two guys sitting on the bus. The one on the left has to look at the rock face so his view sucks and he is sad. Above him are the words "no baseball". The one on the right is smiling and happy because he gets to look out his window and see a sun swept valley and rivers and beauty. Above him are the words "no John smolts". This is a reference to baseball being over after the dodgers won the world series, but on the bright side, we don't have to listen to John smoltz and his dogshit commentating anymore. We are sad, but we are free.
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Cleveland Guardians fan with a cap on saying it's been 78 years
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Texted my brothers after Rojas swung at that first one in the chalk. Then texted them after Rojas blasted that solo home run and told me to eat shit. Fair enough.
A text to my brothers. One says "Rojas lmao" and was sent at 10:13 pm." Rojas then hit a home run at 10:16 pm and I texted "LOL"
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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What a game. What a series. What a sport. Unbelievable, yet fitting, that we get one more.

We have dipped ourselves in magic waters.
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Freddie Freeman. It is over.
Arthur Morgan on his deathbed, seeing the last sunrise of his life.
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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To the top of the 14th inning we go
Adam Sandler in the wedding singer singing "somebody kill my please"
October 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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To the top of the 13th we go
Goob from Meet the Robinsons staring at you from a window, with deep, dark circles under his eyes. He's wearing a grey baseball uniform with a green undershirt. He is exhausted. We are exhausted. But god do we all love baseball.
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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If you guys have members on your call tomorrow, you should explain how you endorsed someone with a Nazi tattoo (even after the revelation that it was a Nazi tattoo!) because he aligns with the values you want to see more of in our national political discourse. Gonna be a big "no" from me, dawg.
Common Defense endorsing a guy with Nazi tattoos
October 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Four panel comic from the Simpsons. The first panel has Lisa holding up a "how to cook humans" book. The second panel Kang/kodos wipes the dust off revealing "how to cook for humans". The third panel has Lisa wipe more dust revealing "how to cook forty humans". The last panel has Kang/kodos wipe the last bit of dust off revealing "how to cook for forty humans".
October 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Dean Cain more like Sling Cain, amirite (he's in a sling after the worst ICE obstacle performance)
October 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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The evil dude in the mask looks like Andrew Cuomo
October 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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'Portland Frog' by Nikkolas Smith
October 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Ghost turnip in white oakleys
October 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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It's camp (of the saints)
Lady wearing all of her clothes at once to work because she never had time to wear them
October 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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"bort confused the pongo and gorilla genera of Hominidae"
Bald mannequin laughing and pointing at another bald mannequin who looks ashamed
October 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Buffalo Bill's fuck ass looking down the well which is the exact POV of the above video and unnervingly similar in tone (however, unlike the WaPo, Silence of the Lambs was good)
October 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Guards are out so I'm pulling for you
Congrats. Happy for you. Nice.
October 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM