Max Rozen
@rozenmd.com
Building Workers & D1 at Cloudflare. Aussie in France.
Building https://OnlineOrNot.com, a self-funded, sustainable company.
He/Him.
Building https://OnlineOrNot.com, a self-funded, sustainable company.
He/Him.
i just asked claude to build an equalizer in c++ for my Tangara and it two shot it
(hit a bootloop that took some debugging)
my queer ipod now has MEGABASS 😌
(hit a bootloop that took some debugging)
my queer ipod now has MEGABASS 😌
October 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i just asked claude to build an equalizer in c++ for my Tangara and it two shot it
(hit a bootloop that took some debugging)
my queer ipod now has MEGABASS 😌
(hit a bootloop that took some debugging)
my queer ipod now has MEGABASS 😌
So this screen in @onlineornot.com has always been slower than I wanted - around 2.3s(!) to load 10 rows of data from the GraphQL endpoint.
It was the first screen I ever built (4+ yrs ago), and I leaned heavily into GraphQL resolvers because I assumed it'd be fast.
It was the first screen I ever built (4+ yrs ago), and I leaned heavily into GraphQL resolvers because I assumed it'd be fast.
June 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
So this screen in @onlineornot.com has always been slower than I wanted - around 2.3s(!) to load 10 rows of data from the GraphQL endpoint.
It was the first screen I ever built (4+ yrs ago), and I leaned heavily into GraphQL resolvers because I assumed it'd be fast.
It was the first screen I ever built (4+ yrs ago), and I leaned heavily into GraphQL resolvers because I assumed it'd be fast.
realised i was missing a pretty important empty state in @onlineornot.com today: when you search for something and there are no results
June 4, 2025 at 8:33 AM
realised i was missing a pretty important empty state in @onlineornot.com today: when you search for something and there are no results
Goodbye TopBarNav, hello SidebarNav
May 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Goodbye TopBarNav, hello SidebarNav
May 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
every week when you've convinced yourself you just need to build one more feature and it'll fix the plateau just one more feature bro it'll be so good bro
May 5, 2025 at 6:45 AM
every week when you've convinced yourself you just need to build one more feature and it'll fix the plateau just one more feature bro it'll be so good bro
Always fun to get emails like these from @onlineornot.com customers
April 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Always fun to get emails like these from @onlineornot.com customers
I wish all websites were as easy to monitor as StackOverflow
April 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I wish all websites were as easy to monitor as StackOverflow
just one more ui fixup bro trust me bro it'll be so good when its done bro
April 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
just one more ui fixup bro trust me bro it'll be so good when its done bro
going to make it possible to pause uptime checks on a schedule
March 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
going to make it possible to pause uptime checks on a schedule
on Android it seems fine, but I refuse to use their app
March 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
on Android it seems fine, but I refuse to use their app
You would be surprised how many folks try to monitor 192.168.1.1 in @onlineornot.com
March 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You would be surprised how many folks try to monitor 192.168.1.1 in @onlineornot.com
my job for the past few days has been "beach"
February 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
my job for the past few days has been "beach"
absolute ripper of a day for it
February 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
absolute ripper of a day for it
Australians saw this and decided to use Microsoft Teams
February 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Australians saw this and decided to use Microsoft Teams
me, naively: i'll just monitor every bsky node, can't be that many
bsky:
bsky:
February 11, 2025 at 8:48 AM
me, naively: i'll just monitor every bsky node, can't be that many
bsky:
bsky:
oh and it works on mobile
February 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
oh and it works on mobile
Took a little side-quest to improve pagination on OnlineOrNot's oldest screen (almost 4 years old)
It used cursor-based pagination, polling was super buggy with apollo-client. Now uses plain old numbered page pagination, feels snappier too.
Will implement it across the app.
It used cursor-based pagination, polling was super buggy with apollo-client. Now uses plain old numbered page pagination, feels snappier too.
Will implement it across the app.
February 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Took a little side-quest to improve pagination on OnlineOrNot's oldest screen (almost 4 years old)
It used cursor-based pagination, polling was super buggy with apollo-client. Now uses plain old numbered page pagination, feels snappier too.
Will implement it across the app.
It used cursor-based pagination, polling was super buggy with apollo-client. Now uses plain old numbered page pagination, feels snappier too.
Will implement it across the app.
Moving a server-based AWS Lambda website to Cloudflare Workers (static assets) be like
(1.1k ms avg latency to ~20ms avg latency)
(1.1k ms avg latency to ~20ms avg latency)
February 9, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Moving a server-based AWS Lambda website to Cloudflare Workers (static assets) be like
(1.1k ms avg latency to ~20ms avg latency)
(1.1k ms avg latency to ~20ms avg latency)
