Nothing. He’s doing the NE derby. We’re spared that at least.

Saw a bloke in the West Stand with a half n half scarf. I said the same words.

I saw that as it happened.

Get the fuck in!!!

The dentist will be quicker.

Fairclough has aged almost 3 years in the last 33.

She seems to have a fan base

Nah, Frank Lampard’s bonce progression, right to left.

Comes across all shy and coy, just another Nancy Bhoy

We should forfeit these games. The opposition will be awarded a 3-0 win? Won’t affect our points haul but will limit the damage to our goal difference.
And we won’t have to witness getting mullered.

I have spare dowels and those round fixing things you put in the holes and twist. You’ll undoubtedly be missing one of two.

A. Clarke (pen)