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Royal Martin
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I'm on it.
Or more realistically, I'll craft a plan, die spectacularly, and The Hero can handle things from there
Screenshot of the rotating Horror Movie archetype. My screen says: The Smart One
October 9, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Cant decide if someone should take your phone or encourage you lmao
Text says: Stares in Black Disbelief
September 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.
The Rotten Tomatoes page for The Tuxedo, a spy parody film starring Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt. It has a tomatometer score of 22% and a popcornmeter score of 30%
September 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Presented as a manga panel (read right to left). Shows Kakashi Hatake, a ninja from the world of Naruto, with 2 text bubbles that read: 'It really do be like that sometimes'
August 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Terrence Howard, a self-proclaimed exceptional actor and mathematician, is often memed for how he pronounced Man (as Mayne). Text says "Gasp Mayne"
August 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Scored 5 but its still the same old Arsenal
#Arsenal
Meme of a man staring at/appreciating another woman while holding his significant other's hand. The text reads: On the GF: Staying Healthy On the BF: Arsenal Players The woman walking by: Getting Injured
August 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I swear it spread that he was doing this a couple years ago.
Anyways...:
Formatted like a Yu-Gi-Oh Trap card (purple frame, Title at the top, pic in the middle, card text at the bottom). Title: Your Meme Is Coming With Me Card Pic: Tom (the cat from Tom and Jerry) sliding out of the door with a text 'Save to phone' in his hands. And a speech bubble that reads "Haha nice meme!" Card Text: Use This Card If You Steal A Meme.
August 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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A meme with a chart of values. KW- Kilowatt MW- Megawatt GW- Gigawatt NW- Nigga What?!
August 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Alphinaud Leveilleur, a character from Final Fantasy 14, holds a cup with a dead pan expression. Features the text: "This is wonderful!" "This is going to be fine!" "I love this!" I was soon to change my mind, however
July 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Bottles for both flavors (Regular and Extra Hot) of Mike's Hot Honey
June 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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When you get too drunk and ride a mechanical bull 3 times
TIL that there are limits on how many times a nigga can ride a mechanical bull. Someone in a Michael Meyers mask popping out and scaring a lady with the text 'the hoes' on the woman and 'You' on the prankster. It implies 'You are scaring the hoes'.
May 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I'm just saying it sounds like something he would cosign
Pikachu, of Pokemon fame, with the most diabolical smile on his face.
May 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Just send them this vid in response like my wife does
May 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Thank You for this addition to my meme collection
Tom (the cat from the cartoon Tom and Jerry) is stepping backwards out of the door carrying a sign that reads 'Save to phone'
May 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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911. I'd like to report a murder.
A person wearing a shirt that has 'Manager of Violence' written across the back.
April 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Honestly didnt expect Light.
And I love this entire line, from Yolkmon to Grand Galemon.

Crest Quiz: uquiz.com/quiz/oUlWYM/...
Partner (Rookie) Quiz: uquiz.com/quiz/hJuDpy/...
Depicts the Crest of Light from Digimon (a pink geometric star or flower) along with the text 'The Crest of Light is held by someone with good intentions who will do anything to keep their friends safe.' Contains the text 'Your Result: Pteromon.' Pteromon (a Rookie Digimon) is a green bird with arm-like wings, a furry white mane, a yellow beak, purple eyes, egg-white circle on its torso, a long tail with red feathers on the tip, yellow legs, black claws on its feet, and red claws on its wings. It wears an egg-white mask with a red horn and red markings.
April 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Somedays I'm Pikachu.
Somedays I'm Ben Tennyson
Depicts the battle screen from a Pokémon game. The trainer is entering battle with a happily dancing Pikachu Ben 10 is about to activate the omnitrix with Black Air Forces selected.
March 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Not my home, but I know my way around.
Map from Hades (the game) that appears as players move between regions
March 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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The moment I answered the free ticket and ideal Sunday, I figured this would be the result
Result from the Which Pew Pew Bang! Host Are You? Quiz: You're a Janet Garcia! You're silly and sporty. You love to work but not as much as you love to plan and prepare. When it comes to your wardrobe you chase both function and fashion. You're looking to catch up on hit video games you missed while keeping up with what's new. Kick back with a coffee and your cat and enjoy the next episode of Pew Pew Bang!
February 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Your contribution to my collection is appreciated
A "Trap Card" meme with Tom from Tom and Jerry holding a sign that reads "Save to phone." Text above says, "YOUR MEME IS COMING WITH ME."
February 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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this is nice. i needed another option
A "Trap Card" meme with Tom from Tom and Jerry holding a sign that reads "Save to phone." Text above says, "YOUR MEME IS COMING WITH ME."
February 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren’t selfies
A cat wearing a bear hat appears from behind a table in four panels with the words 'I.. heard.. *phew* made it up. I heard you were talking shit!' across them. A door mat with the text 'Audacity (noun)- Not calling and 'stopping by." 'And here you are, With the AUDACITY.' Kakashi from Naruto sitting on water tower with 2 speech bubbles that read 'It really do be like that sometimes' Ben 10 using the omnitrix with a pair of Black Air Forces selected.
February 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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L M A O. I hate how well this fits
Brett Gray looking stunned by the caucasity he is seeing with the words ' The nigga was too stunned to speak' below him.
February 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM