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royalkayla.bsky.social
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@royalkayla.bsky.social
29. she/they. local chaos goblin. i cry a lot about media and also my OCs. i do dnd about it and i eat dice.

icon by @abrildelucia on bsky
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my friends, every week or so, eating popcorn as their heads whip to the side as they watch me doppler effect past them: ah, she's talking about wicked again
nothing more validating in the world than the guy who works in the cafeteria remembering your two favourite soups they make at work and going “ITS YOUR FAVOURITE SOUP TODAY!” the moment he sees you as you come to lunch
January 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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peak D&D shenanigans = @royalkayla.bsky.social making a chart to show who ragebaits who in our Strixhaven campaign
January 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
someone at my SEEMINGLY PROGRESSIVE workplace is dressed as a COP for halloween????????????
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
how you gonna come to a PLANNING APPOINTMENT WITHOUT MEASUREMENTS AND BE ACTING LIKE IM WEIRD FOR ASKING FOR THEM!!!!! how do i plan your bathroom when i dont know how big it is
October 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
anotha one
anotha migraine in the middle of my work day
October 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
stomps foot petulantly, like a child: IM TIRED OF WAKING UP EVERY TWO HOURS!!!!!! IM TIRED OF NOT GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP!!!! IM TIRED!!!!! body wtf i thought we had something special….
October 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
August 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
im being held together with spite, lint, and hot glue at this point
August 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
my brothers in beelzebub
my sisters in satan
my guys in god…..

today fucking sucks. i cannot fucking live LIKE THIS ANYMORE
August 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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A sneak peak of my piece for the @galefanzine.bsky.social fanzine project~

Pre-orders are open now with proceeds going to charity!~

[ #galefanzine / #galezine / #bg3 / #fanart / #galedekarios ]
August 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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A little post-movie sketchy sketch.

Finally watched Kpop Demon Hunters and Your Idol is officially stuck in my head.

[ #croquisdennui / #fanart / #kpopdemonhunters / #jinu / #kpdh / #sajaboys ]
August 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
rattling the bars of my enclosure I DONT WANT TO BE HERE!!!!!!!
August 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I FORGOR HEADPHONES FOR WORK TODAY THERE IS NO GREATER SUFFERING THEN THIS
August 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
i love that ever since i started working at INSERT SWEDISH FURNITURE STORE HERE my parents have completely forgotten how to look for shit them damn selves……
August 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
new date idea: do rorschach tests
August 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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To see Smosh and Dropout IRL on the same day, I'm stunned. It's so surreal 🥹
July 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
as it turns out smosh and dropout fans are all super nice ive made so many friends today!
July 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
the sacred bond of being two ppl in a public bathroom who are pooping together
July 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A Warlock to the Patron Mountain Dew…. they cast Baja Blast
July 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Happy Birthday Bronchitis! Today You Turn Chronic!
June 5, 2025 at 10:36 AM
this man has at minimum 12 little trees and this car is Smellin and I Have A Migraine Sir
June 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i hate that capitalism has forced me to be in an office full of my coworkers when im hacking up a lung every few minutes. its not fair to me or anyone but here i am :D
June 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
doctors out here charging for notes in this economy now??? bruhh
June 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
decided to watch a random horror movie cus i saw the thumbnail of a single youtube video about it…. anyway great decision, genuinely first horror movie in a while to freak me out. yall should watch “talk to me”
June 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
lets help this dope human make his surgery dreams a reality!!!!! #topsurgery #trans #transition
May 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM