Royal Chant
@royalchant.bsky.social
fast & fuzzed, slanted & slurred
Guruk/Port Macquarie, Birpai Land
NEW MUSIC: "Be Your Own Boss" OUT NOW
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Guruk/Port Macquarie, Birpai Land
NEW MUSIC: "Be Your Own Boss" OUT NOW
no DMs thnx
to any Americans wanting to know what "universal healthcare" or "single payer" or WHATEVER is like:
Every time we, as American immigrants to Australia, have ever had to deal with Aussie healthcare, hospital, or ER, or etc.....
We leave doing cartwheels and IN LOVE WITH THIS COUNTRY
1/3
#auspol
Every time we, as American immigrants to Australia, have ever had to deal with Aussie healthcare, hospital, or ER, or etc.....
We leave doing cartwheels and IN LOVE WITH THIS COUNTRY
1/3
#auspol
December 13, 2025 at 10:05 AM
to any Americans wanting to know what "universal healthcare" or "single payer" or WHATEVER is like:
Every time we, as American immigrants to Australia, have ever had to deal with Aussie healthcare, hospital, or ER, or etc.....
We leave doing cartwheels and IN LOVE WITH THIS COUNTRY
1/3
#auspol
Every time we, as American immigrants to Australia, have ever had to deal with Aussie healthcare, hospital, or ER, or etc.....
We leave doing cartwheels and IN LOVE WITH THIS COUNTRY
1/3
#auspol
2025 was the type of year where everyone gets a taco cowboy hat in their stocking because it just sucked so hard
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
2025 was the type of year where everyone gets a taco cowboy hat in their stocking because it just sucked so hard
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Dear billionaires:
1. I have to see a primary care doc now before I see a specialist and literally everyone I know who has employer-sponsored insurance has to as well
1. I have to see a primary care doc now before I see a specialist and literally everyone I know who has employer-sponsored insurance has to as well
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Dear billionaires:
1. I have to see a primary care doc now before I see a specialist and literally everyone I know who has employer-sponsored insurance has to as well
1. I have to see a primary care doc now before I see a specialist and literally everyone I know who has employer-sponsored insurance has to as well
Can someone plz just ask Mark Cuban "how does Australia make it work then?" the next time he gets in hysterics and starts wanking the same tired capitalist tropes about Universal Healthcare?
We would ask him ourselves but we blocked him ages ago and now we keep seeing the same screenshot
#auspol
We would ask him ourselves but we blocked him ages ago and now we keep seeing the same screenshot
#auspol
December 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Can someone plz just ask Mark Cuban "how does Australia make it work then?" the next time he gets in hysterics and starts wanking the same tired capitalist tropes about Universal Healthcare?
We would ask him ourselves but we blocked him ages ago and now we keep seeing the same screenshot
#auspol
We would ask him ourselves but we blocked him ages ago and now we keep seeing the same screenshot
#auspol
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Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 AM
We are pretty hard on the Aussie #ABC for their milquetoast tendencies when it comes to Aussie & US political coverage but props to their investigative department for doing some amazing work lately
#auspol
1/3
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
#auspol
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www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
One of Australia's biggest MLMs is being described as a 'pyramid scheme'
A global multi-level-marketing business that sells expensive water ionisers is shifting its target audience to Aussie tradies, but critics say some of their predatory sales tactics are tantamount to a...
www.abc.net.au
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 AM
We are pretty hard on the Aussie #ABC for their milquetoast tendencies when it comes to Aussie & US political coverage but props to their investigative department for doing some amazing work lately
#auspol
1/3
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
#auspol
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www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
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Welcome to your One Nation onboarding. Please complete these self-paced modules.
1. Why we don’t bonk the staff
2. Staying sober until lunchtime
3. Racist dog whistling and the bogan vote
4. Why a $675K drought report requires more than a text
5. Remembering you aren’t the leader.
1. Why we don’t bonk the staff
2. Staying sober until lunchtime
3. Racist dog whistling and the bogan vote
4. Why a $675K drought report requires more than a text
5. Remembering you aren’t the leader.
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Welcome to your One Nation onboarding. Please complete these self-paced modules.
1. Why we don’t bonk the staff
2. Staying sober until lunchtime
3. Racist dog whistling and the bogan vote
4. Why a $675K drought report requires more than a text
5. Remembering you aren’t the leader.
1. Why we don’t bonk the staff
2. Staying sober until lunchtime
3. Racist dog whistling and the bogan vote
4. Why a $675K drought report requires more than a text
5. Remembering you aren’t the leader.
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Instead of sharing Spotify Wrapoed numbers artists should be sharing screen shots of actual #Spotify payouts
We should get back to the maxim of “if it don’t make dollars it don’t make sense”
Things are bad. Real bad.
#ausmusic #spotifywrapped #scam
We should get back to the maxim of “if it don’t make dollars it don’t make sense”
Things are bad. Real bad.
#ausmusic #spotifywrapped #scam
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Instead of sharing Spotify Wrapoed numbers artists should be sharing screen shots of actual #Spotify payouts
We should get back to the maxim of “if it don’t make dollars it don’t make sense”
Things are bad. Real bad.
#ausmusic #spotifywrapped #scam
We should get back to the maxim of “if it don’t make dollars it don’t make sense”
Things are bad. Real bad.
#ausmusic #spotifywrapped #scam
You can tell Pete Hesgeth has never read a book because if he had he would know how these things end
#PeteHesgeth #warcrimes #USpoli
#PeteHesgeth #warcrimes #USpoli
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You can tell Pete Hesgeth has never read a book because if he had he would know how these things end
#PeteHesgeth #warcrimes #USpoli
#PeteHesgeth #warcrimes #USpoli
2025: the year functioning alkies stole the term "fog of war" from Pete Hegseth as slang for drinking on the job
#PeteHegseth #fogofwar
#PeteHegseth #fogofwar
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
2025: the year functioning alkies stole the term "fog of war" from Pete Hegseth as slang for drinking on the job
#PeteHegseth #fogofwar
#PeteHegseth #fogofwar
Lane Kiffin feels like an American version of a Kingsley Amis protagonist
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Lane Kiffin feels like an American version of a Kingsley Amis protagonist
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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🎄 We just have to find MELIA a forever home by Christmas 🎄
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
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24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
🎄 We just have to find MELIA a forever home by Christmas 🎄
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
any US armed forces service member who chooses to remain in the service of the current Commander in Thief is running out of excuses as well as plausible deniability
At a certain point any duty to position, rank, or general overarching service melts into treason
#Trump #MAGA #NationalGuard
At a certain point any duty to position, rank, or general overarching service melts into treason
#Trump #MAGA #NationalGuard
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
any US armed forces service member who chooses to remain in the service of the current Commander in Thief is running out of excuses as well as plausible deniability
At a certain point any duty to position, rank, or general overarching service melts into treason
#Trump #MAGA #NationalGuard
At a certain point any duty to position, rank, or general overarching service melts into treason
#Trump #MAGA #NationalGuard
leave it to a GOP/MAGA sycophant like Pete Hegseth to find a way to make drinking & drugs look lame AF
fucking rookie narc wanker Russian butt-sniffer
#Hegseth #Kegsbreath
fucking rookie narc wanker Russian butt-sniffer
#Hegseth #Kegsbreath
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
leave it to a GOP/MAGA sycophant like Pete Hegseth to find a way to make drinking & drugs look lame AF
fucking rookie narc wanker Russian butt-sniffer
#Hegseth #Kegsbreath
fucking rookie narc wanker Russian butt-sniffer
#Hegseth #Kegsbreath
Stephen Miller and “cuck chair” appear together so much you’d swear it was a part of his full legal name
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Stephen Miller and “cuck chair” appear together so much you’d swear it was a part of his full legal name
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Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
we can't be the only ones who wish the Democrats would exploit the loopholes and overall chaotic, flimsy nature of the US democratic system with the same brazen aggression as the GOP.
For instance: #Ukraine
Why aren't Dem leaders directly coordinating with Kyiv?
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
For instance: #Ukraine
Why aren't Dem leaders directly coordinating with Kyiv?
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
'Capitulation': Everything we know about new US plans to end war in Ukraine
European allies of Kyiv say "peace cannot be capitulation" as details of a new plan to end the Ukraine war emerge.
www.abc.net.au
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
we can't be the only ones who wish the Democrats would exploit the loopholes and overall chaotic, flimsy nature of the US democratic system with the same brazen aggression as the GOP.
For instance: #Ukraine
Why aren't Dem leaders directly coordinating with Kyiv?
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
For instance: #Ukraine
Why aren't Dem leaders directly coordinating with Kyiv?
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
"Quiet Piggy" will haunt President Man Tits to his swiftly approaching grave
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"Quiet Piggy" will haunt President Man Tits to his swiftly approaching grave
it feels like the MAGA/GOP cult has zero idea just how badly the "Quiet Piggy" backlash is going to get for them and their leader and we love this for them
#quietpiggy
#quietpiggy
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
it feels like the MAGA/GOP cult has zero idea just how badly the "Quiet Piggy" backlash is going to get for them and their leader and we love this for them
#quietpiggy
#quietpiggy
helluva typo
Today we won a big victory in Texas but the fight for democracy is not over. We all need to steel ourselves for the battles ahead. We won't win them all, but we can never lose sight of what we need to do to prepare fee and fair elections.
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
helluva typo