✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺
@royal-neuron.bsky.social
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drag-performing, cartoon-binging,
filth-divining foolhardy humanimal.

no chill. obsessed with your joy.
hates social media, but loves communication.

#ARTbegetsART
#jhonnylovesyou

ig account has been revived
but #neverforget #jhustice4jhonny
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social
told me to buy the thing
So I bought the thing
I can't wait to get started!!

Also, I am officially obsessed with Omar's World of Comics in Lexington, MA.
Delicious Burgers!!!
May 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
okay but stfu, I could do this right tf now, why tf am I not in Vegas, Next year, Future Jhonny! Next Year!
April 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
inflatable costume, like missy elliot?

or inflatable prop? like the homies at the dealership?

or whatever this genius performance artist is doing?

(All answers are correct, & should be Alastor cosplayed. This is simply for clarification.)
April 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
When teacher says “show your work”
April 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Don’t make me tap the screenshot
April 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Don’t bother me. I’m hunting for gay drama. #helluvaboss
April 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
everyone, shut up.
New @amirtalai.bsky.social sighting.
I can't tell if it's from a series, or just for the commercial.
Either way, let us bear witness to our iconic chameleon 🙏
April 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social retweeted me.
I am officially the micro niche celebrity influencer™️ I was always meant to be.

Let’s mark the occassion by going comic book shopping together!!!
I drive, you pick the music.
No selfies, please.
April 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“Dont make me tap the desk”
April 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Baphomette Sloth Demon
(the goats with the candles)
I have the sleep mask to prove it
April 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Her name is Redmond Sullivan, & she’s since left the team
April 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Changing the handle back to match what it was on tweeter

Please make a note of it.

If some one needs me,
they’ll know where to look.
Just follow the sound
April 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
New ink just dropped
(don’t tell my mom)

@ashe-the-crash.bsky.social
for color reference
April 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
what in the fahrenheit-451 am I looking at??
February 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
February 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Is anything happening over here, yet?
February 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
D’aww, shucks!! 🥰
Thank you for blessing my home!! You helped set the tone for my new year perfectly!
Also, you were the first to wish on the wishing bong!!!!
🙏🌬️✨💨

Happy New Year, Lilith!!!
January 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Oi - my main ig is still locked, so
I’m taking a chance & throwing this up here. plz do not dox me. 🙏
—-
Jhonny Conjure turns 40
Hopknot
1000 Elm St. Manchester, NH
SAT 12/28 9pm-12am

Also:
TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT MY FLYER THAT I WORKED SUPER HARD ON!
😋🖼️✨
December 27, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Ponyo was right
Ham is the best
December 16, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Literally wtf am I even looking at
December 12, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Yuletide @amirtalai.bsky.social sighting
December 5, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Okay but WAIT!
November 2, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Wait no, damnit, nevermind
November 2, 2024 at 9:14 AM
In Hell, you shake with your left hand, & I fucking love it
#helluvaboss
November 2, 2024 at 9:11 AM