Well, this plan is obviously 🔥 so who's got like $10K (they don't need back) for gear & a secluded chunk of property where I can set up my hovel? ...lair? ...warren? Nah, I like hovel best. DM for my cashapp to donate to my hermit plan & help me realize my backup dream of becoming fully dead inside

Yes. Become the cryptid that you want to see in the world

Okay... eccentric barbarian hermit of the forest

Here, lemme give the nobody reading this an example:

One bad apple may spoil the whole bunch but genocidal fascists can't ruin your town if you cleave their dome & sink their worthless, vile husk in the bog.

I got some good wisdoms though. I've done a decent variety of shit in my life, been a few places, been told a time or two that my perspective steered somebody off a bad path. Plus, finally being able to let my brain go full batshit should keep it interesting, especially at night.

Dangerous cis-men & "hot-take" virality have cooked my odds unless another oddball that matches my weird moves to town & thinks I'm pretty. Hermit life should be interesting though. I love psychedelics & maybe I'll get to meet a cryptid before I get Oregon-Trailed by blizzard, beastie, or bacterium