Rob 🏳️‍🌈
banner
rotster.net
Rob 🏳️‍🌈
@rotster.net
Hummus-loving plant-botherer.
Dedicating my life to ensuring that Liz Kendall never achieves Inbox Zero.
He/him.

lnk.bio/rotster
Haha. Fair enough. I wouldn’t be without mine.
January 26, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Completely. The worst possible people.
January 26, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I remove the tree but keep the fairy lights :)
January 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Me neither. Don’t think I got over a couple of hundred metres. I didn’t get many Yorkies.
January 26, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Absolutely it was blackmail 🤣
January 26, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Animal bar or a Maxpax hot chocolate. Was allowed a Yorkie if I got a badge.
January 26, 2026 at 5:35 PM
WTF? My tip in that case is that M&S sell boxes of water with a tap a bit like a wine box and they’re fairly cheap. These are what I used during kitchen installation days and they’re handy cos you can just sit them on your desk or whatever.
January 26, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I would get sacked after the first episode.
January 26, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Would be perfect TV as long as they don’t make îles flottantes and pretend it’s baking.
January 26, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Giving this some further thought, wouldn’t it be great if we could now get rid of Hollywood and Fielding and just have Nigella and Alison’s Big Fun Baking Tent?
January 26, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I can imagine it makes for some interesting decisions lol
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Aww. I hope he uses what he has for max enjoyment.
January 26, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I’m loving how happy my whole timeline is about this.
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 PM
It is the excellentest news.
January 26, 2026 at 1:36 PM