Woodrow Wyatt the voice of reason!

And of course pensioners pay no NICs

So if there is a constituency poll showing Labour in third or fourth place (as I suspect there may well be before the end of the campaign) will you change your position and support a tactical vote for another party to defeat Reform?

Desperately hoping to get a Portuguese one before I have to renew the British one in 2028

Yes but possibly only because I live in Portugal and he's Portuguese

Though there is of course the old story of someone meeting and failing to recognise the Queen Mother and on asking what her husband was up to being faced with the response: 'Oh he's still King'

Certainly. By Terry Hayes. And the very definition of pacy

But it's Kate Mosse, not Kate Moss