The only thing stopping me from eating cheese curds? Is fucking death
The only thing stopping me from eating cheese curds? Is fucking death
if I don’t get my period soon I swear to god
if I don’t get my period soon I swear to god
But it’s actually ok to do
New research shows doomscrolling is ok
Let your brain turn to mush from the internet
My degree? Came from YouTube
But it’s actually ok to do
New research shows doomscrolling is ok
Let your brain turn to mush from the internet
My degree? Came from YouTube
• context: I was making cranberry garland and forgot I left the needle in the cranberry bowl. I dumped out the remainder squishy cranberries into the snow. It wasn’t until I was leaving for work and thought “where is the needle?” 😎
• context: I was making cranberry garland and forgot I left the needle in the cranberry bowl. I dumped out the remainder squishy cranberries into the snow. It wasn’t until I was leaving for work and thought “where is the needle?” 😎
Me thinking to myself .. “I love being a woman” … .03sec later.. “more than a woman” by the beegees starts playing in my head
Me thinking to myself .. “I love being a woman” … .03sec later.. “more than a woman” by the beegees starts playing in my head
*skips ad*
I already know what you’re about to advertise!! you think I don’t know what to get my father this Christmas?? fellow advertisement?how foolish of you to assume.
#death
*skips ad*
I already know what you’re about to advertise!! you think I don’t know what to get my father this Christmas?? fellow advertisement?how foolish of you to assume.
#death
15 year old Angela and family saw Claude in 2012.. Claude died of cancer today.. my mom died of cancer 2013.
29 year old Angela wants to comment on their instagram page and say my mom died of cancer too and we saw Claude .. rip
15 year old Angela and family saw Claude in 2012.. Claude died of cancer today.. my mom died of cancer 2013.
29 year old Angela wants to comment on their instagram page and say my mom died of cancer too and we saw Claude .. rip
Child me says I love Christmas
Sorrow me says I despise Christmas
Child me says I love Christmas
Sorrow me says I despise Christmas
My flesh is a river
My bones are limestone and granite
My eyes see constellations
My flesh is a river
My bones are limestone and granite
My eyes see constellations
Tiny moonrise I’m so proud
Goodbye full moon, last of the year. Sleep well 2025
Tiny moonrise I’m so proud
Goodbye full moon, last of the year. Sleep well 2025
“Is that hitting the spot?” He says
“Is that hitting the spot?” He says