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roscoe.bsky.social
@roscoe.bsky.social
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Radicalized suburban dad & DeWalt anarchist.
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Bumper sticker that reads "My wife left me after I sat on my gun weird and blew my entire dick and balls off at Cracker Barrel"
February 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Calling on Mayor Dorothy McCabe to formally invite Mr Trump to the great Canadian city of Waterloo for a "meeting".
Donald Trump: "He who saves his country does not violate any law" *Fart Noise*
February 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Never help them again.
Vice President JD Vance: Spare me the sob story about how Canada is our “best friend.” I love Canada and have many Canadian friends. But is the government meeting their NATO target for military spending? Are they stopping the flow of drugs into our country? I’m sick of being taken advantage of.
February 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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If this isn't an elaborate yo mamma joke YouTube should be shut down.
Scishow YouTube channel with "the heaviest things humans have ever built"
January 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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So we have Nazi salutes, the Canschluss, and ethnic cleansing in week 1.

I think we may have a problem, lads.
Quote from linked article: “You’re talking about a million and a half people, and we just clean out that whole thing,” Trump said, adding that there have been centuries-long conflicts in the region
January 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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God she is so bad at this.
"Ontario Liberal leader Bonnie Crombie (@BonnieCrombie) is calling Premier Doug Ford (@fordnation) out for keeping a statue of Canada’s first Prime Minister, Sir John A. Macdonald, covered and out of public sight for five years. ...“Outside Queen’s Park, there’s a statue of our very first prime minister, John A. Macdonald, the founder of our country. but you wouldn’t know that because Doug Ford put a box around him five years ago,” Crombie said on the radio show." “Now that’s crazy. we have to confront our history and not hide from it. We have to show them how strong we are, to show our pride, our pride and our past,” Crombie said. “Now. Look, our past isn’t perfect, but we have to confront it, not put a box around it. It looks weak, and we are not weak.” tnc.news/2025/01/15/lib…
January 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Luigi stares menacingly
January 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Poster for Alien vs Predator. Includes the tag line: whoever wins... we lose.
January 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Lisa McLeod mask off
Lisa McLeod, a racist, accusing a conservative of being an agent of Sharia Law. Presumably because he is brown.
January 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Surprising stat of the day:
Tweet from Jeremy Frank: "Kind of crazy: Babe Ruth hit more homers in Jimmy Carter's lifetime than any currently active player (Stanton leads with 429) Replying to @CodifyBaseballs tweet: "RIP Jimmy Carter. Babe Ruth hit 430 homers after Jimmy was born"
December 30, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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Definitely not Elon's alt you guyss
A collection of tweets by "Adrian Dittmann". #1 pithy garbage #2 "freeedoomm" on X! You can troll #3 Starship flight test complication video
December 27, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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Presented without context, draw your own conclusions.
Wayne Gretzky, while playing for the New York Rangers, poses beside the Twin Towers. Appears like he is about to go top cheese on the South Tower. Gretzky did 9/11.
December 26, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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Pants-on-head posting aside, this is your reminder that Gretzky was never drafted in the NHL. Nelson Skalbania signed him to a 7 year $1.75M "personal services" contract.

Gretzky has never and will never be drafted. Sorry Donald.

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Absolute bananas post on Truth Social where Donald Trump rambles about trying to "draft" Wayne Gretzky the governor of Canada. What an absolute fucking fool.
December 26, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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Mask off moment from Dr. Sylvain Charlebois
Sylvain Charlebois retweets an anti semitic conspiracy theory. User on X has posted "who runs the banks?" With a star of David emoji.
December 24, 2024 at 12:46 PM
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Looks like Greenland's back on the menu boys
Truth Social post from Donald Trump "I am pleased to announce Ken Howery as my choice for United States Ambassador to the Kingdom of Denmark. Ken is a World renowned entrepreneur, investor, and public servant, who served our Nation brilliantly during my First Term as U.S. Ambassador to Sweden, where he led efforts to increase Defense, Security, and Economic Cooperation between our Countries. As a Co-Founder of PayPal and venture capital fund, Founders Fund, Ken turned American Innovation and Tech leadership into Global success stories, and that experience will be invaluable in representing us abroad. For purposes of National Security and Freedom throughout the World, the United States of America feels that the ownership and control of Greenland is an absolute necessity. Ken will do a wonderful job in representing the interests of the United States. Thank you Ken, and congratulations!" -2024-12-22 17:11
December 23, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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Fuck it. Good enough for me.
Beaverton headline: Trudeau unveils new campaign slogan: "I got Jordan Peterson to Leave"
December 15, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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A scene from the peerless film, Wicker Man, in which Nicolas Cage inquires as to how something became burned.
December 7, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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Gottemmm
Scene from Tim Robinson's, I think you should leave. Character says "oh my god, he admit it!"
December 4, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape
A poorly generated AI picture of Donald Trump stands beside a Canadian flag looking at a mountain. Posted to Trump's dogshit social media, with the topic "Oh Canada!"
December 4, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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Hunter has such an opportunity to do the funniest thing.
Text of the Hunter Biden pardon highlighting that he has been pardoned for federal crimes until midnight tonight.
December 2, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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Scene from Futurama S06E04, the robot preached condemns Bender and Amy saying "Robosexuality is an Abomination!"
December 1, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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BBC, perhaps the man who gave himself a foodborne parasite is not a diet expert to be trusted.
BBC article: "Can RFK Jr make America's diet healthy again?
November 24, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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Eat shit Pat!
Dancers tell a bad man to eat shit.
November 22, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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I'll allow it.
Definition of "Goosed" including both "to give a boost" and "to poke (someone) between the buttocks.
November 20, 2024 at 11:24 AM