right?! when did chickens get new PR because they love to remind you daily they are actually tiny, living, dinosaurs with the soul of an eldritch horror.

have you ever met a chicken?!

I'm clearly too old to understand things now. that's a wrap, someone roll me to a SNF that has banana pudding on the menu.

This is probably the most objectively right thing I've ever seen commented on the Internet.

My mom said I looked like a Volkswagen with the doors open. I'd like to think she meant a beetle.

I watch spooky ghost hunting shows all the time and listen to some exorcist story time podcast and I'm USUALLY fine but sometimes, I'm definitely convinced that my house is an unholy portal and the bad spirits are coming for me. And that's why i prefer sativas.

Out here letting your $1k device raw dog the world is certainly one way to live.

I read this as "self-chicken" and I was confused but into it, especially if it's fried.

This dog watched Air Bud and said, "hold my bone"

Unfortunate answer: things have never been and will never be "okay." All we can do is try to make it so it's not a nightmarish hellscape and uhh. Well. Oofta

Well theyre mad at Greenland right now

I thought y'all said less episodes? I mean, I guess EOW is still less. But idk, maybe y'all need a break 🥺

Fence sitters/centrists are moral cowards. Just say that you don't care if people are hurt so long as you are fine, at least it's honest.

Stop, don't give me hope.

Fetterman is the new Sinema/Manchin

But were you wearing the THUNDERWEAR