Ronnie Gill
@ronniegill.bsky.social
Not a North East newspaper. Old and feeling it
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
[Intentionally blank page between chapters 7 and 8]
FFS, I can’t even get in the kitchen at parties
[Intentionally blank page between chapters 7 and 8]
FFS, I can’t even get in the kitchen at parties
Anyhow fame aside , Tallulah was notorious for being mean with money The story goes she was in a lavatory in Hollywood and discovered no loo paper. With that she knocked on the wall of the next cubicle and pushed under a $10 bill . Can you split that for two $5s she said to the neighbouring occupant
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"The woman had to shout to be heard."
"The woman had to shout to be heard."
January 22, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
[Intentionally blank page between chapters 7 and 8]
FFS, I can’t even get in the kitchen at parties
[Intentionally blank page between chapters 7 and 8]
FFS, I can’t even get in the kitchen at parties
Given the USA is increasing its executions both offshore and at home, when will the citizens of the world acknowledge that they are not safe there for the World Cup and the Olympics and demand their relocation. Global sanctions on travelling rogue nationals should also apply - restrict visas.
January 8, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Given the USA is increasing its executions both offshore and at home, when will the citizens of the world acknowledge that they are not safe there for the World Cup and the Olympics and demand their relocation. Global sanctions on travelling rogue nationals should also apply - restrict visas.
The schoolboy possibilities of sniggering at ”Head dropped on 121 by Jacks off Carse”.
January 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
The schoolboy possibilities of sniggering at ”Head dropped on 121 by Jacks off Carse”.
Reposted by Ronnie Gill
I wrote a thing. Give it a read, maybe a share. 🙏
Our latest blog explores the reasons for the pee-in-peace program, and how it has become a forced necessity for many.
Author: @sheg7.bsky.social
essehouse.co.uk/blog/f/refra...
Author: @sheg7.bsky.social
essehouse.co.uk/blog/f/refra...
Reframing trans access and anti-trans rhetoric.
One of the most insidious aspects of the debate is how access is always practically going to be policed not by policy, but by perception. Many people - trans and non‑binary, or not - are finding their...
essehouse.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I wrote a thing. Give it a read, maybe a share. 🙏
Got my Northern Lights @icelandcricket.bsky.social top after the duly appointed wait. s66sportswear have produced a tidy bit of kit on their behalf.
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Got my Northern Lights @icelandcricket.bsky.social top after the duly appointed wait. s66sportswear have produced a tidy bit of kit on their behalf.
Film idea: disgraced man wants his titles back. The only way is if he climbs from eighth in the succession to king. Then 1 to 7 start mysteriously dying…
Provisional title “No Sweat We’re British”
Provisional title “No Sweat We’re British”
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Film idea: disgraced man wants his titles back. The only way is if he climbs from eighth in the succession to king. Then 1 to 7 start mysteriously dying…
Provisional title “No Sweat We’re British”
Provisional title “No Sweat We’re British”
This. 1975 was magic because I was seven. Even in the direst times, kids in general will be kids In general without the incipient worries of adulthood. I was living in a derelict-when-built tower block that lived a decade only. Start there.
Absolute nonsense. Anyone who lived through the period, or who has studied the period, will know how daft, how dangerously silly, this kind of rot is. If I may, I was there. It was FAR more grey, tough, poor, bigoted, boring, terrifying, violent & frequently flat-out insane than nostalgia insists.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This. 1975 was magic because I was seven. Even in the direst times, kids in general will be kids In general without the incipient worries of adulthood. I was living in a derelict-when-built tower block that lived a decade only. Start there.
Reposted by Ronnie Gill
If any trans person in Scotland, or the wider UK, is the victim of assault and is in need of an escape: contact @essehouse.bsky.social
Entirely funded by community donations. They have emergency bedrooms, access to trained therapists, and compassionate volunteers on hand 24/7 to help.
Entirely funded by community donations. They have emergency bedrooms, access to trained therapists, and compassionate volunteers on hand 24/7 to help.
'Celebrating the exclusion of 0.44% of the population from Rape Crisis while the organisation is in freefall (and probably won't even exist in 10 years because of funding cuts) is performative' || @marissamacwhirter.bsky.social👇
𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘸/𝘗𝘈 𝘞𝘪𝘳𝘦/𝘗𝘈 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴
𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘸/𝘗𝘈 𝘞𝘪𝘳𝘦/𝘗𝘈 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
If any trans person in Scotland, or the wider UK, is the victim of assault and is in need of an escape: contact @essehouse.bsky.social
Entirely funded by community donations. They have emergency bedrooms, access to trained therapists, and compassionate volunteers on hand 24/7 to help.
Entirely funded by community donations. They have emergency bedrooms, access to trained therapists, and compassionate volunteers on hand 24/7 to help.
Reposted by Ronnie Gill
If any trans person in Scotland, or the wider UK, is the victim of assault and is in need of an escape: contact @essehouse.bsky.social
Entirely funded by community donations. They have emergency bedrooms, access to trained therapists, and compassionate volunteers on hand 24/7 to help.
Entirely funded by community donations. They have emergency bedrooms, access to trained therapists, and compassionate volunteers on hand 24/7 to help.
'Celebrating the exclusion of 0.44% of the population from Rape Crisis while the organisation is in freefall (and probably won't even exist in 10 years because of funding cuts) is performative' || @marissamacwhirter.bsky.social👇
𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘸/𝘗𝘈 𝘞𝘪𝘳𝘦/𝘗𝘈 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴
𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘸/𝘗𝘈 𝘞𝘪𝘳𝘦/𝘗𝘈 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Seems the Nazi billionaire has suspended me from the Firework Fund Site.
I assume it’s because of my railing against the open corruption of Nazi America. Ah well.
I assume it’s because of my railing against the open corruption of Nazi America. Ah well.
October 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Seems the Nazi billionaire has suspended me from the Firework Fund Site.
I assume it’s because of my railing against the open corruption of Nazi America. Ah well.
I assume it’s because of my railing against the open corruption of Nazi America. Ah well.
I should come back here more often just to see what @luiseach.bsky.social and @soozuk.bsky.social are up to. The Nazi Billionaire Firework Fund site has a few redoubtables still batting against the tide of twats, but the twats are strangling the life out of it. I read for fun and wit.
August 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I should come back here more often just to see what @luiseach.bsky.social and @soozuk.bsky.social are up to. The Nazi Billionaire Firework Fund site has a few redoubtables still batting against the tide of twats, but the twats are strangling the life out of it. I read for fun and wit.
Pretty confident a child actor whose successful career has continued in the arts to her mid-30s doesn’t need randoms on the net to give her attention should she want it.
Someone is begging attention. It’s not her
Someone is begging attention. It’s not her
One of my favorite things to be accused of is doing stuff “for attention”
Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.
Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.
February 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Pretty confident a child actor whose successful career has continued in the arts to her mid-30s doesn’t need randoms on the net to give her attention should she want it.
Someone is begging attention. It’s not her
Someone is begging attention. It’s not her
Meech on the money as ever
🧵 1/3 History rarely judges kindly those who, when faced with a moral choice, chose the path of least resistance.
Link to the full article here: www.ft.com/content/5ba3...
Link to the full article here: www.ft.com/content/5ba3...
February 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Meech on the money as ever
Just had a shave. Feel very old. Old man dewlap and have cut away a whole badger.
January 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just had a shave. Feel very old. Old man dewlap and have cut away a whole badger.
It’s utterly bizarre that people will piss their pants over a brown face in an advert as “unrepresentative” but will gladly take financial guidance from a talking Russian meerkat because of course they’re fucking everywhere.
January 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It’s utterly bizarre that people will piss their pants over a brown face in an advert as “unrepresentative” but will gladly take financial guidance from a talking Russian meerkat because of course they’re fucking everywhere.
No Bumrah for India. You could see from his batting stance he was struggling. Shame, this series has had some proper top class bowling shows from all comers.
January 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
No Bumrah for India. You could see from his batting stance he was struggling. Shame, this series has had some proper top class bowling shows from all comers.
I am strongly of the opinion that when Trump starts doing that dance of his, he is indicating he is shitting himself. Everyone around him might not look at him but a few seconds in, almost without fail, their faces register the pen and ink and they move away
January 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I am strongly of the opinion that when Trump starts doing that dance of his, he is indicating he is shitting himself. Everyone around him might not look at him but a few seconds in, almost without fail, their faces register the pen and ink and they move away
I’d like to add my shoulder to the wheel that states that Jasprit Bumrah is an absolute unit. He has been unreal tonight - practically impossible to play at times and so consistent with it
December 29, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I’d like to add my shoulder to the wheel that states that Jasprit Bumrah is an absolute unit. He has been unreal tonight - practically impossible to play at times and so consistent with it
I’m going to stick my neck out on the footy and say it.
That win over City will keep United up.
As for the Etihad today, two points dropped. Dyche is fuming.
That win over City will keep United up.
As for the Etihad today, two points dropped. Dyche is fuming.
December 26, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I’m going to stick my neck out on the footy and say it.
That win over City will keep United up.
As for the Etihad today, two points dropped. Dyche is fuming.
That win over City will keep United up.
As for the Etihad today, two points dropped. Dyche is fuming.
This was on earlier. I like how the medics at the end either show their absolute lack of grasp of physics or volunteer for human skittles
youtu.be/EFTitbommbE
youtu.be/EFTitbommbE
Eddie Kid 13 London Buses Picketts Lock on a CCM
YouTube video by Russ
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December 21, 2024 at 9:18 PM
This was on earlier. I like how the medics at the end either show their absolute lack of grasp of physics or volunteer for human skittles
youtu.be/EFTitbommbE
youtu.be/EFTitbommbE
Little linguistic flight of fancy there - the Spanish word “manicomio” has to me always sounded better than the English “madhouse” or “asylum”. It just sounds more lyrical, more vibrant, more ‘real’.
As for lyrical, “unfortunately” in Spanish for me is eight magical syllables - “desafortunadamente”
As for lyrical, “unfortunately” in Spanish for me is eight magical syllables - “desafortunadamente”
December 10, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Little linguistic flight of fancy there - the Spanish word “manicomio” has to me always sounded better than the English “madhouse” or “asylum”. It just sounds more lyrical, more vibrant, more ‘real’.
As for lyrical, “unfortunately” in Spanish for me is eight magical syllables - “desafortunadamente”
As for lyrical, “unfortunately” in Spanish for me is eight magical syllables - “desafortunadamente”
There is no sport like football for dick-waving, is there? Tedious miseries who never left the playground who are determined to try and put you in a catsuit and mount you.
Other sports, rivalries exist. Football has pricks slavering for a fight, any fight. No filter, just dick-waving abuse.
Other sports, rivalries exist. Football has pricks slavering for a fight, any fight. No filter, just dick-waving abuse.
December 3, 2024 at 6:05 PM
There is no sport like football for dick-waving, is there? Tedious miseries who never left the playground who are determined to try and put you in a catsuit and mount you.
Other sports, rivalries exist. Football has pricks slavering for a fight, any fight. No filter, just dick-waving abuse.
Other sports, rivalries exist. Football has pricks slavering for a fight, any fight. No filter, just dick-waving abuse.
December 2, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Just saw David Gower ready to ring the bell at Christchurch and the angle was unflattering, thought he looked old. Then I rolled back. I’m not 11 any more watching him knock 200 off India. He’s nominally a pensioner. He looks great, just not the “young” face of old.
November 30, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Just saw David Gower ready to ring the bell at Christchurch and the angle was unflattering, thought he looked old. Then I rolled back. I’m not 11 any more watching him knock 200 off India. He’s nominally a pensioner. He looks great, just not the “young” face of old.
Jasprit Bumrah is an absolute unit. His head game is next tier at the minute. And his name scans perfectly for “Where’s Your Head At?”
November 29, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Jasprit Bumrah is an absolute unit. His head game is next tier at the minute. And his name scans perfectly for “Where’s Your Head At?”