roni
@roni.bsky.social
Cinephile, dog petter, ink enthusiast, estrogen addict, New Yorker, cat mom 🏳️⚧️
I use two toothbrushes at night and when I’m done brushing I make them kiss
January 14, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I use two toothbrushes at night and when I’m done brushing I make them kiss
There’s all my other clothes, neatly sorted and in their right places…
And then there’s T̶̪̀h̷͉̜̣͉͕͉̫̼̏̄̓̆̂͌̔͠ĕ̸̲̬̀̊̂͘ ̴̮͋͊̑̆̃P̴̛̹̗̥͔̹͈̭͔̈́̐͂̍̔̈́i̶͚͔͋̓͒́͛̓̂l̷̪͙̜͋̈́e̷̙̚
And then there’s T̶̪̀h̷͉̜̣͉͕͉̫̼̏̄̓̆̂͌̔͠ĕ̸̲̬̀̊̂͘ ̴̮͋͊̑̆̃P̴̛̹̗̥͔̹͈̭͔̈́̐͂̍̔̈́i̶͚͔͋̓͒́͛̓̂l̷̪͙̜͋̈́e̷̙̚
January 13, 2026 at 4:31 AM
There’s all my other clothes, neatly sorted and in their right places…
And then there’s T̶̪̀h̷͉̜̣͉͕͉̫̼̏̄̓̆̂͌̔͠ĕ̸̲̬̀̊̂͘ ̴̮͋͊̑̆̃P̴̛̹̗̥͔̹͈̭͔̈́̐͂̍̔̈́i̶͚͔͋̓͒́͛̓̂l̷̪͙̜͋̈́e̷̙̚
And then there’s T̶̪̀h̷͉̜̣͉͕͉̫̼̏̄̓̆̂͌̔͠ĕ̸̲̬̀̊̂͘ ̴̮͋͊̑̆̃P̴̛̹̗̥͔̹͈̭͔̈́̐͂̍̔̈́i̶͚͔͋̓͒́͛̓̂l̷̪͙̜͋̈́e̷̙̚
another face for main bc I’ve been really feeling these hair pulled back face framing bangs looks they feel so cunty
January 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
another face for main bc I’ve been really feeling these hair pulled back face framing bangs looks they feel so cunty
i wonder if alan greenspan is roasting trump's ass in the federal reserve chair group chat
January 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
i wonder if alan greenspan is roasting trump's ass in the federal reserve chair group chat
Wasn’t paying attention and missed my stop. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social please fix
January 13, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Wasn’t paying attention and missed my stop. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social please fix
Would “come over and try some chicken stock” get you in the door for a first date? 😂
January 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Would “come over and try some chicken stock” get you in the door for a first date? 😂
theyre roasting your ass at mattel
January 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
theyre roasting your ass at mattel
Havin a brain worms kind of morning
January 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Havin a brain worms kind of morning
Reposted by roni
Best Twitter riposte of the day. I started the morning looking at mass protest videos uncertain whether I was watching Minneapolis or Tehran. Turns out it was both.
January 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Best Twitter riposte of the day. I started the morning looking at mass protest videos uncertain whether I was watching Minneapolis or Tehran. Turns out it was both.
youtu.be/A-9QbzvRdjw?...
YouTube just served me this Gnarls Barkley cover of Reckoner. Im kind of leaning towards it being incredible?
YouTube just served me this Gnarls Barkley cover of Reckoner. Im kind of leaning towards it being incredible?
Gnarls Barkley ~ 16 Reckoner (Radiohead Cover) [Subtitled]
YouTube video by Paulo
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 5:59 AM
youtu.be/A-9QbzvRdjw?...
YouTube just served me this Gnarls Barkley cover of Reckoner. Im kind of leaning towards it being incredible?
YouTube just served me this Gnarls Barkley cover of Reckoner. Im kind of leaning towards it being incredible?
I derive such joy from taking pictures of people; I really need to actually learn how to do it now 🙈
January 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I derive such joy from taking pictures of people; I really need to actually learn how to do it now 🙈
Disregard the giant pile of shoes and focus on Lou being playful and cute
January 11, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Disregard the giant pile of shoes and focus on Lou being playful and cute
The way some cis people look at themselves in the mirror at the gym, you cannot convince me that only trans people experience autogynephilia.
January 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The way some cis people look at themselves in the mirror at the gym, you cannot convince me that only trans people experience autogynephilia.
Reposted by roni
rare to see an american politician speak in these terms and it rocks
“When I speak about making our city more affordable, my vision is not limited to the homes that we live in or the child care that we’re making universal — it’s also a vision where we make it possible for working people to afford lives of joy, of art, of rest, of expression.”
Handing Out Free Tickets, Mamdani Says Theater Should Not Be ‘a Luxury’
www.nytimes.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
rare to see an american politician speak in these terms and it rocks
January 10, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Had such a good day. A good reminder that sometimes you just have to get out of your own way and do cool shit that you want to do.
January 10, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Had such a good day. A good reminder that sometimes you just have to get out of your own way and do cool shit that you want to do.
Shout out to the guy who just ran onto the subway wearing a sousaphone
January 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Shout out to the guy who just ran onto the subway wearing a sousaphone
for some reason my cat's all-time favorite toys are my beauty blenders
January 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
for some reason my cat's all-time favorite toys are my beauty blenders
"prosecute ICE criminals" should be the moderate position
January 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
"prosecute ICE criminals" should be the moderate position
