I never noticed before that with the mustache, Mason Rudolph looks like the son of Freddie Mercury.

Art by Zaz Vez

If I was born one week later, it would be "The Greatest." Two weeks later, "Star Wars." But, nope! Not me...

This shirt is a new arrival to my top five favorites.

From the entire Gamble family, may you all have a Merry and a Happy and a Jolly.

Wait. What happens to the water *after* bottling?

First, I wore my Mike Webster jersey. They won three before going to Indianapolis.

Then, I tried Terry Bradshaw, but surprisingly, it didn't work against the Cowpokes.

Since putting this one on for Las Vegas, they went undefeated in five games. It's time to go 1-0 one more time, gang...